I was thinking about how insistent the Abrahamic religions are about Yhwh being a "He." If we take that to its logical conclusion, then I guess "he" has a p**is and a ball sack, right?
What does God's balls look like exactly? Is his scrotum perfectly unwrinkled? Is he circumcised? It'd be kinda hypocritical if he wasn't, right? How hairy is it? But what use is pubic hair to a god? So...no? It's smooth then? But by that logic, what use is a sex organ or gender to a god, or a physical form at all?
So maybe it IS hairy then? 🤔