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MY ONLINE RESUME: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P. - Nov. 2022 CE

MY ONLINE RESUME: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P. - Nov. 2022 CE | ===========================
MY ONLINE RESUME:
(SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P.
- Tech-Genius And Digital Creator)
As Of November, 2022 CE
===========================
ABOUT ME:
===========================
Hi, I'm Paul Palazzolo (AKA
SimoTheFinlandized) - I'm An
18-Y.O. US-Based Semi-
Nihilist Bisexual-White-Male
Irish-Catholic Avian-In-Fursona
Tech-Genius Polymath
From Chicago IL, USA -
Pr: He/Him/His - Taken By
@RetroTheFloof And
@FroZee-Ases - I Am
Active Primarily On
Imgflip, Facebook,
YouTube, FurAffinity,
Discord, Commaful,
Pixilart, Etc. - It Is Nice
To Meet You! :3
===========================
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:
===========================
1) Helped Out As A Volunteer At 
FEED MY STARVING CHILDREN 
Twice In Grade-School
===========================
ACHIEVEMENTS:
===========================
1) Invented The STANDARD 
TEMPLATE CONSTRUCT (An 
Offline Database For Holding 
All Relevant Human Scientific 
& Technological Knowledge 
For Preservation In The Case 
Of "Technological Reset") And
Several Miscellaneous Gadgets
===========================
2) Wrote Three Novels ("A 
SAGA OF ROCKS AND DIRT", 
"FIAT VOLUNTAS TUA", & 
"THE STALLION OF THE SEAS"),
Wrote Pieces Of Poetry-&-Prose,
Cheat-Sheets On Technical 
Subjects, Three Extant Treatises 
On The Topics Of Astronomy 
/ Physics / World-History, And 
Invented A Fictional Language 
Called TOSH-RAKA Via An A.I. 
Language-Generator
===========================
3) Created Several Apps, Three 
Websites, Two Video-Games, A 
Basic Meme-Generator, A Text-
Editor, A Prototype Social-Media 
Platform, Several A.I. Chatbots, 
And More In Computer-
Programming Projects
===========================
4) Created Two Music Albums 
Via The A.I. Music-Maker 
Website Boomy.com Under The 
Username @SimoTheFinlandized 
===========================
5) Created A Collection Of Artwork 
In Both Traditional And Digital 
Mediums, Stored Within My
Creative Portfolio
===========================
6) Owns And Maintains A Meme
-&-GIF-Making Account On The 
Social-Media Website Of 
Imgflip.com, Where I Post 
Infographics, Memes, GIF's, 
And The Like, All Of My Own 
Creation And On All Manner 
Of Subjects, Under The Username 
Of @SimoTheFinlandized 
===========================
NOTE: I Have Compiled A Large
Creative Portfolio On Google-Drive 
Called "SimoTheFinlandized's 
Creative Portfolio - est. 2021 CE"
That Contains All The Art / Music
/ Literature /  Memes-&-GIF's / 
Infographics / Computer-
Programming / Photography / 
Videos / Etc. That I've Ever Worked
On - If You Wish To Gain Access 
To My Creative Portfolio, Please 
Contact Me Via My E-Mail In 
"CONTACT INFO" For The General-
Access Link. 
===========================
EDUCATION:
===========================
1) High-School Graduate 
[YEAR 2022] (Excelled 
In The Science-&-Technology, 
Social-Studies, And Artistic-
Expression Classes - Got 
Rewarded A Few Awards 
And Certificates For Hard Work
And Academic Achievement)
===========================
2) Elgin Community College [Aug - 
Oct 2022] ("Basic Adult 
Education" - Had To Drop Out 
Due To Moving Out-Of-State
===========================
HARD-SKILLS:
===========================
- Science-&-Technology
- Philosophy & The Humanities
- Computer-Programming
- Art / Music / Literature 
- Graphic-Design Via CANVA
- Making Memes-&-GIF's, 
Infographics, And Multimedia 
Web-Content To Post Online
Via Social-Media 
- Photography 
- Videography Via CANVA
============================
SOFT-SKILLS:
============================
- Above-Average Intelligence
- Very Quick-To-Learn 
- Very Empathetic And 
Understanding Of Others 
- Relatively Tolerant And 
Accepting Of New Things 
And/Or People
- Tries Very Hard To Get The 
Job Done With Very Great 
Effort 
- Very Strong Ethical-&-
Moral Compass
- Adequate Listener 
- Extremely Creative 
- Very Honest (Sometimes 
Brutally So)
============================
CONTACT INFO:
===========================
OFFICIAL EMAIL:
simothefinlandized@gmail.com
===========================
OFFICIAL WEBSITE:
https://www.simothefinlandized.carrd.co
===========================
CREATIVE PORTFOLIO:
Ask For General-Access 
Google-Drive Link Upon Request
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220 views 3 upvotes Made by SimoTheFinlandized 2 years ago in Simo-The-Finlandized
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2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
¡Excellánte!
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Thank you :>
2 ups, 2y
:)
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=========================== MY ONLINE RESUME: (SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P. - Tech-Genius And Digital Creator) As Of November, 2022 CE =========================== ABOUT ME: =========================== Hi, I'm Paul Palazzolo (AKA SimoTheFinlandized) - I'm An 18-Y.O. US-Based Semi- Nihilist Bisexual-White-Male Irish-Catholic Avian-In-Fursona Tech-Genius Polymath From Chicago IL, USA - Pr: He/Him/His - Taken By @RetroTheFloof And @FroZee-Ases - I Am Active Primarily On Imgflip, Facebook, YouTube, FurAffinity, Discord, Commaful, Pixilart, Etc. - It Is Nice To Meet You! :3 =========================== PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE: =========================== 1) Helped Out As A Volunteer At FEED MY STARVING CHILDREN Twice In Grade-School =========================== ACHIEVEMENTS: =========================== 1) Invented The STANDARD TEMPLATE CONSTRUCT (An Offline Database For Holding All Relevant Human Scientific & Technological Knowledge For Preservation In The Case Of "Technological Reset") And Several Miscellaneous Gadgets =========================== 2) Wrote Three Novels ("A SAGA OF ROCKS AND DIRT", "FIAT VOLUNTAS TUA", & "THE STALLION OF THE SEAS"), Wrote Pieces Of Poetry-&-Prose, Cheat-Sheets On Technical Subjects, Three Extant Treatises On The Topics Of Astronomy / Physics / World-History, And Invented A Fictional Language Called TOSH-RAKA Via An A.I. Language-Generator =========================== 3) Created Several Apps, Three Websites, Two Video-Games, A Basic Meme-Generator, A Text- Editor, A Prototype Social-Media Platform, Several A.I. Chatbots, And More In Computer- Programming Projects =========================== 4) Created Two Music Albums Via The A.I. Music-Maker Website Boomy.com Under The Username @SimoTheFinlandized =========================== 5) Created A Collection Of Artwork In Both Traditional And Digital Mediums, Stored Within My Creative Portfolio =========================== 6) Owns And Maintains A Meme -&-GIF-Making Account On The Social-Media Website Of Imgflip.com, Where I Post Infographics, Memes, GIF's, And The Like, All Of My Own Creation And On All Manner Of Subjects, Under The Username Of @SimoTheFinlandized =========================== NOTE: I Have Compiled A Large Creative Portfolio On Google-Drive Called "SimoTheFinlandized's Creative Portfolio - est. 2021 CE" That Contains All The Art / Music / Literature / Memes-&-GIF's / Infographics / Computer- Programming / Photography / Videos / Etc. That I've Ever Worked On - If You Wish To Gain Access To My Creative Portfolio, Please Contact Me Via My E-Mail In "CONTACT INFO" For The General- Access Link. =========================== EDUCATION: =========================== 1) High-School Graduate [YEAR 2022] (Excelled In The Science-&-Technology, Social-Studies, And Artistic- Expression Classes - Got Rewarded A Few Awards And Certificates For Hard Work And Academic Achievement) =========================== 2) Elgin Community College [Aug - Oct 2022] ("Basic Adult Education" - Had To Drop Out Due To Moving Out-Of-State =========================== HARD-SKILLS: =========================== - Science-&-Technology - Philosophy & The Humanities - Computer-Programming - Art / Music / Literature - Graphic-Design Via CANVA - Making Memes-&-GIF's, Infographics, And Multimedia Web-Content To Post Online Via Social-Media - Photography - Videography Via CANVA ============================ SOFT-SKILLS: ============================ - Above-Average Intelligence - Very Quick-To-Learn - Very Empathetic And Understanding Of Others - Relatively Tolerant And Accepting Of New Things And/Or People - Tries Very Hard To Get The Job Done With Very Great Effort - Very Strong Ethical-&- Moral Compass - Adequate Listener - Extremely Creative - Very Honest (Sometimes Brutally So) ============================ CONTACT INFO: =========================== OFFICIAL EMAIL: [email protected] =========================== OFFICIAL WEBSITE: https://www.simothefinlandized.carrd.co =========================== CREATIVE PORTFOLIO: Ask For General-Access Google-Drive Link Upon Request ============================