But seriously, imagine this playing on the news in Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss:
"BREAKING NEWS, FELLOW HELL-MATES - Gats (Yes, Gay Cats - Take It In) From Another Dimension Have Stormed The Gates Of Hell And Exterminated 91% Of The Entire Population Of Hell's Demons Via Hissing At Them With Rainbow Colors (They Also Coincidentally Drank All The Reserves Of Apple Juice In Hell, Leading To A Very Bleak Aftermath For The Survivors) - More Breaking News With Tom Trench At 8:00"