I can sell the cat gf to the federal government for research purposes, or sell it to a rich Russian oligarch. Then I can have all the lifesavers of any color that are best by 07 SEP 18 043 / 40.
Being able to sell my cat gf to a Russian oligarch and buy more lifesavers of my choice isn’t the only reason why I would choose the first option, I could also use the cat to bulk up and stay on the grind for longer 💪
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