Contestants can have a body that looks like a fire hydrant and have a chance. Might need to have a hose attached to the hydrant to actually have a real chance though. :/
NEWS: MORBIDLY OBESE TRANS "WOMAN" BRIAN NGUYEN WINS DERRY, NH BEAUTY PAGEANT; Hey girl, is that a fruit roll-up crammed in your panties or are you just happy to see me?