nah bro, this a more accurate description of what you be like

I'd be smiling

Food fan

Plot twist: that didnt actually happened he just read the text

That has actually happened before. That is what shut down a specific airline. I don't know which one though.

pros: the annoying child will annoy no more
cons: the engine (primarily its internal components) is severely damaged and will cost millions of dollars to repair/replace

yummy

mmm child stew my favorite.

My brain:oh no
My heart: 😈

Come on guys, we’re going to an airplane for lunch

syndrome from incredibles

Kosher?

Also, a person can't actually get sucked into an aircraft engine unless it is at maximum power. If he does get sucked into it, the engine most likely will stop working and/or possibly catch fire and have a slight chance of exploding.

*Thanks god*

Skill issue