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Wait, if calamatas one of inkmatas' ancestors then how old is she if she's alive in present day bossfights?

Or did she use some sort of spell to preserve herself for a few hundred years
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Calamitas: *Holds a wormhole potion* I just used this in a fight against the bastard Tyrant Yharim and suddenly woke up here, apparently this Inkmatas has some of my genes meaning she is technically my daughter
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Huh, guess they can transport you through more than just space
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Calamitas: Guess so... and now I also have to watch a child
Inkmatas: I AM NOT A CHILD
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How old is inkmatas btw
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Inkmatas is 18 (in splatoon 3)
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Wait, if Calamitas is a human... And inkmatas is an inkling... Then how does she have some Calamitas' genes?

Was there some sort of experiment or something?
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Inkmatas: Magic?
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Maybe we leave that as a part of the lore we don't question...
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Inkmatas and Calamitas: Okay
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How is it to be defeated by me?
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How long does it take to learn inkstone?
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Calamitas: I never met this jackson
Inkmatas: Too self-confidence
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What do you think about calamari.
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Calamitas: *Proceeds to annihilate Jackson with her magic* Don't call me a grandma
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Inkmatas: VERY LONG! It took me ten years for me to get used to my power
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So what about the other types of magic?
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Calamitas: Brimestone magic doesn't take long to know.
Inkmatas: I don't know about the other magic types
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Speaking of that, how many are there, since i know that they are more than 2 right?
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Calamitas: There is more than 10 magic types from where I come from
Inkmatas: Oh jeez
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What do you think about the hero of the calamity?
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Calamitas: He's strong, he could take down the Tyrant I heard about
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What do you think about the clone of Inkmatas, not talking about Pacifica.
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Inkmatas: THAT TYRANT JERK MADE AN EVIL CLONE OF ME!?!
Calamitas: First time?
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A pretty evil one btw.
Ok the next one is a bit of a joke but what do you think about Jackson?
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1: is calamatas a pun on calamity or calamari
2: if you cut off one of their tentacles and fried it would it taste good
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Calamitas: *Gets Inkmatas behind her* DON'T TOUCH MY GRANDDAUGHTER!!!
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hey chill I was only theorizing

Also do u get mad at someone eating calamari
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Inkmatas: Eating Calamari should be a crime!!!
Calamitas: Since my "Granddaughter" is a squid, I get sort of afraid
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Since inklings are squid-humans its kinda like eating monkey meat in front of a human

Also common squid (the species used for calamari) is different to inklings
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Opinion on cake flavors
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Inkmatas: I never had cake
Calamitas: Meh, I'd say chocolate cake is okay
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Opinion on angry birds
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Inkmatas: Birds?
Calamitas: *Looks at Inkmatas* You've never seen birds
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Birds exist in the splatoon universe
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Inkmatas: Ah Birds! I only seen kind birds
Calamitas: What the hell is an angry bird anyways
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It’s a game for your mobile device
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Calamitas: Hm... I only heard of devices from the mechanic
Inkmatas: I think I've played angry birds before
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Can regular people learn brimestone magic or do you have to be born with it
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Calamitas: You can learn brimestone magic with staff or books but to use it with your bare hands then you would have to be born with it
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Interesting

Could techniques like that be used for inkstone?
(Putting it in a staff or book)
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Inkmatas: You can use Ashes of Inklamity to create Inkstone spell books and staffs!
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If you can put it in a staff you can put it in anything, I'll be making a potion with this stuff

(Probably doesn't work that way, doesn't it)
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Calamitas: Good luck getting the flowers and fish for the potion though, my best bet for you is to try to talk to the angler
Inkmatas: Or you could defeat my clone the Tyrant made
Calamitas: T-there's a Tyrant here
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*crystal glows brighter*

I'll be back, this will likely be the closest I'm ever gonna get to finally learning inkstone
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Calamitas: What the hell is an Inkstone
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...

I'll let inkmatas explain

It seems to have branched off from brimestone since it shares similar properties
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Inkmatas: Yeah! It also has properties of Ink
Calamitas: *Pats Inkmatas* There's a ton more magic types you haven't heard of
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(also I just started on the Calamitas drawing)
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(Awesome!!!)
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