I AM THE DAUGHTER OF GEORGE W. BUSH'S VICE PRESIDENT, WHO ALSO SERVED IN THE NIXON, FORD, AND GEORGE H.W. BUSH ADMINISTRATIONS. I'M A REPUBLICAN SENATOR, AND WAS THE CHAIR OF HOUSE REPUBLICAN CAUCUS, MAKING ME THE 3RD HIGHEST RANKING REPUBLICAN. I AM REGARDED AS A LEADING IDEOLOGICAL CONSERVATIVE, AND VOTED IN SUPPORT OF DONALD TRUMP'S MEASURES 93% OF THE TIME. BUT GUESS WHAT? IT WAS ALL JUST AN ELABORATE SCHEME MY FATHER & I COOKED UP TO TROLL THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS ON THE POLITICS BOARD.