I am BOREDDDDDDDDDD

Bob: Hola

C: “Do I know you?”

No

C: “Hmm.”

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

C: “Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You seem familiar.”

Really how?

C: “I don’t know. Nevermind.”

Ok

C: “Would you like a cat?”

Sure

*he summons a cat*

I like cats

:(

Abandon: "Hello?"

C: “Impossible!”

Abandon: "THEY CAN AND WILL FLOOD THIS CAVE WITH THE FUR-COVERED FREAKS YOU F**KERS CONSIDER GOOD ENOUGH TO WORSHIP!!!"

C: “Leave! Bah!”

Abandon: "I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT 2 AND A HALF HOURS!!!"
{Abandon runs away.}

C: “Oh boy.”

((Time skip?))

(yes)

{Abandon eventually comes back.}

C: “Oh, not you again.”

{Abandon brought a friend this time.}

Head Cult Leader C: *finishes summoning a cat* “Hello?”

Abandon: "Why are you summoning CATS?"

Head Cult Leader C: “To worship them!” *there is a hurrah from the other cultists*

Abandon: "I personally like dogs more."

*they all gasp* C: “Well, good thing you’re not in the cult?”

Abandon: "I ate a cat this morning."

Cult leader T: Me too but you don’t hear me bragging about it… I mean *gasp*

C: “Eh?”

((Do you know who the other dude is?))
Abandon: "Delicious."

(Umm yeah, he’s from my pretend cult IRL. I invited him to Imgflip. Don’t worry, I’ll tell him the rp stream rules soon.) C: “Uhh…”

((Ah.))
Abandon: "I only ate it because it suddenly jumped at me. I punched it because I punch things that suddenly scare me. I think it died immediately."

(lol) *all gasp* C: “How dare you!!!”

Abandon: "Hey, at least I didn't eat it alive."

C: “Out with you!” *some cultists escort you out of the cave*

Abandon: "wheeeeeeeeee-"

C: “Oh well.”

Abandon: "I can come back later."

C: “NO!”

Abandon: "What if I bring a friend?"

C: “Still no!”

Abandon: "HE LIKES CATS MORE THAN ALL OF YOU C O M B I N E D ! ! ! ! !"

C: “What now?”

{Abandon's friend slides into the cave, covered in his own blood.}

C: “What is that?”

{Abandon’s friend trips and falls. Hundreds of cats storm into the cave.}

*the cultists gasp*

???: “ow…”

*the cultists pet the cats*

???: “it hurts…”

C: “What hurts?”

???: “everything…”