I am BOREDDDDDDDDDD

comedy doctor: well this is KNOW good! (invisible audience laugh)

Head Cult Leader C: “Hello!”

comedy doctor: oh HELLo cat! (invisible audience laugh)

Head Cult Leader C: “Sorry, I’m not a cat! But I can summon them!”

comedy doctor: well you MUSH like cats! (invisible audience laugh)

C: “Oh, so you like puns?” *chuckles in cat*

comedy doctor: yes i do like puns, i dont like PUNching people (invisible audience laugh)

C: “I’m not MEW to PAWNS, don’t you FURRY!” *the cultists laugh*

comedy doctor: (holds on to leathel injection) WHAT WAS THAT?! (invisible audience gets scared)

C: “What?”

Comedy doctor: I JUICE got scared from that (invisible audience sigh of relief and laugh)

C: “Oh. I PAWSED there for a second.”

Comedy doctor: well what ARGHHHH you doing?! (Invisible audience laugh)

C: “Bah, I can’t think of puns that fast.”

Comedy doctor: I’m faster at making them. But WATER you doing?

C: “What do you mean?”

Comedy doctor: as in, What is it your GOALING to do?

C: “Summon cats.”

Comedy doctor: well may I C you SUMMERing cats?!

Abandon: "Hello?"

Head Cult Leader C: *finishes summoning a cat* “Hello?”

Abandon: "Why are you summoning CATS?"

Head Cult Leader C: “To worship them!” *there is a hurrah from the other cultists*

Abandon: "I personally like dogs more."

*they all gasp* C: “Well, good thing you’re not in the cult?”

Abandon: "I ate a cat this morning."

C: “Eh?”

((Do you know who the other dude is?))
Abandon: "Delicious."

(Umm yeah, he’s from my pretend cult IRL. I invited him to Imgflip. Don’t worry, I’ll tell him the rp stream rules soon.) C: “Uhh…”

((Ah.))
Abandon: "I only ate it because it suddenly jumped at me. I punched it because I punch things that suddenly scare me. I think it died immediately."

Cult leader T: Me too but you don’t hear me bragging about it… I mean *gasp*

C: “Impossible!”

Abandon: "THEY CAN AND WILL FLOOD THIS CAVE WITH THE FUR-COVERED FREAKS YOU F**KERS CONSIDER GOOD ENOUGH TO WORSHIP!!!"

C: “Leave! Bah!”

Abandon: "I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT 2 AND A HALF HOURS!!!"
{Abandon runs away.}

C: “Oh boy.”

((Time skip?))

(yes)

{Abandon eventually comes back.}

C: “Oh, not you again.”

{Abandon brought a friend this time.}

C: “What now?”

{Abandon's friend slides into the cave, covered in his own blood.}

C: “What is that?”

{Abandon’s friend trips and falls. Hundreds of cats storm into the cave.}

*the cultists gasp*

???: “ow…”

*the cultists pet the cats*

???: “it hurts…”

C: “What hurts?”

???: “everything…”

(lol) *all gasp* C: “How dare you!!!”

Abandon: "Hey, at least I didn't eat it alive."

C: “Out with you!” *some cultists escort you out of the cave*

Abandon: "wheeeeeeeeee-"

C: “Oh well.”

Abandon: "I can come back later."

C: “NO!”

Abandon: "What if I bring a friend?"

C: “Still no!”

Abandon: "HE LIKES CATS MORE THAN ALL OF YOU C O M B I N E D ! ! ! ! !"