DEAR LEFTISTS, IN THE EVENT OF 'BUTT-HURT' CAUSED BY THE EXERCISE OF DEMOCRACY IN YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC RESULTING IN THE ELECTION OF ACTUAL PATRIOTS IN LOVE WITH THEIR NATION, PLEASE FILL OUT THIS FORM AND THEN SEND IT TO 'WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SNOWFLAKE FEELINGS' -- CARE OF ANY SOUTHERN STATE.
