GUEST: "Who are you?"

Arelin:i am Arelin the healing elf

https://imgflip.com/i/6ynk05 gizmo: let me guess, you don't allow goblins in your town?

Arelin:We do as elve´s we allow everyone no matter race!

gizmo: wow. if that was any cheesier i would have poured myself some wine to go with it!

Arelin:I get pay to say stupid chessey things sir!!!

gizmo: wow. what a career. did you have to graduate from harvard for that one?

Arelin:no i went to become a bartender an i am sir!

gizmo: so if your a bartender shouldn't you be...y'know, tending your F**KING BAR?

Arelin:my brother is doing that while i greet travlers you gremlin

gizmo: goblin!

Arelin:*looks away bashful* like i would ever!! *starts to walk away*

*his eyes would go wide for a moment, then a smirk would cross his face* gizmo: i knew it! you do want this D don't you?

Arelin:*whispers* someone who´s more of a gentle men *scoffs*

gizmo: i wish that was the case, but, what you see is what you get! welcome to reality,princess!

Arelin:*lokks away again* yea sure what ever

gizmo: i saw that look! you can't deny it now!

Arelin:*whispers close to him* grem-lin

Gizmo: heh, so much for accepting all races! You can’t even accept a single goblin!

Arelin:*whispers* no wonder your single an living in your mother basement

gimzo: hey! i'll have you know i live in my own cave!

Arelin:*turns around* as if i´m that desprate for something so small! *she puts her finger nails close to eachother*

gizmo: lady,listen. i may be goblin, but i can tell you want me! and you know what, i haven't had sex in 35 years so...this could work out for both of us!~

Arelin:wow you still live in the dark age an your single .....hahaha

gimzo: hey, for the record, we were kicked off our land by the humans! and why do ya keep taunting me about being single? you wanna f**k me or something?

Arelin:well i´m sorry your being a jerk

gizmo: hey i'm a goblin! what did you expect?

Arelin:shut up!!

Chris: yo

Arelin:good evening traveler

Me: !

Arelin:good evening traveler

Me: hello!

Arelin:welcome to the eleven village I hope you had a nice trip! *she smiles*

Me: Yeah I did thank you *smiles back*

Arelin:we if you like i could walk you to the travern!

Me: yes please!

Arelin:just follow me then *starts walking*

Me: okay! *follows*

Mort: “…”

Arelin:umm good evening?

Mort: “What is this place called?”

Arelin:this is the elven village

Mort: “…”

Arelin:....

Mort: “It is coming like the flood.”