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From a young age, like 3 or 4, I liked girls, and my parents would always say it was me being nice to them. "it's just a phase" they would say. Now here I am being GAY as f^ck around everyone and having a girlfriend. They are supportive, I think they just thought being raised by a straight couple wouldn't result in a GAY child. I am very GAY though, against what they thought. They are amazing parents tho, and very supportive.

In god

Atheist gang?

Yes

my parents told me that i was an alien, i tried to do some alien things cuz i was a kid

LGBTQ is bad

That pain apparently doesn't exist because they never belive me when I say I'm in pain

That one too

Ya

That no matter how hard you try, you’ll always fail-
yea my parents aren’t really that supportive

that cantaloupe came from a tree

Okay…