I would take anything over a crying newborn!

11,511 views • 224 upvotes • Made by FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389 2 years ago in fun

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54 Comments

[deleted]
7 ups, 2y, 3 replies
I hold human organs all the time, part of being an assassin who uses organs as poison
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4 ups, 2y
RickrollerCoaster
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
My man
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Lol
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Its funny to know you think Im kidding 😊
Andy.constellar
1 up, 2y
Hello killua, nice to see you like memes too
DankMemer88
5 ups, 2y
i noticed that this meme has exactly 69 upvotes so i'm going to ruin the moment for everyone by upvoting
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
3 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Yes, I know. You're probably thinking the last one should have been "An Ignited Nuclear Bomb" or "A Black Hole" or something. I just REALLY don't like the sound of crying newborn babies. That is why I put "A Crying Newborn" on the last phase.
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3 ups, 2y
That’s really accurate tho
CameronClifton
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
your mom
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
First of all, that joke is only funny if you're in elementary school, and also, don't talk crap about my mom.
CameronClifton
1 up, 2y
no you have to hold your mom
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I put a crying newborn on the worst phase because I really cannot stand that sound due to my autism and my PTSD.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Ah
Demon-Carnotaurus
2 ups, 2y, 3 replies
Dude just hold the newborn's organs and problem solved
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
4 ups, 2y
celestialbuddiesfan2011
2 ups, 2y
If he hold organs he will turn into a brown troll face
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
1 up, 2y, 2 replies
Are you insane? I may not like newborns, but I don't have the heart to kill one!
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
3 ups, 2y
it's called dark humor, get used to it
8-bit_the_protogen
2 ups, 2y
woooooooooosh
Demon-Carnotaurus
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
You fool holding the sun is child's play!
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
0 ups, 2y, 3 replies
What do you mean? Its surface is literally thousands of degrees, and it's WAY bigger than Earth! If you don't think holding the sun is bad, then wait till you meet TON 618!
8-bit_the_protogen
1 up, 2y
r/wooooossh
celestialbuddiesfan2011
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
TON 618 is a black hole.
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
0 ups, 2y
I know. TON 618 has a mass equivalent to 66 billion Suns, and it's also 140 trillion times brighter. It also has a diameter of 390 billion kilometers, which is about 2600 times the distance between Earth and The Sun. Sounds pretty terrifying, doesn't it?
Demon-Carnotaurus
1 up, 2y
It was a joke dude
sumana2
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Why is dogsh*t only in phase 8???
celestialbuddiesfan2011
0 ups, 2mo
You mean phase 10 (I counted them)
zenithspeed
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
how the hell do human organs come before plutonium, molten metals, and freaking arsenic
zenithspeed
1 up, 2y
i meant after srry
MauriceHouse1
1 up, 2y
bruh just let go of it
creeperyoung
1 up, 4mo
Bro would hold the sun more than a crying newborn
CheesyCat
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
No one’s talking about the molten lead
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
1 up, 2y
molten metal isn't as dangerous as you think
I_am_back
1 up, 2y
Denied
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Oh god the last one is so true. I have a baby sister, she screams like she’s getting nurseries of she isn’t held by my mom
Denied
1 up, 2y
*murdered
infinity888
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
eh holding a raw chicken isnt tht bad lol
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
It is if you get salmonella.
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
2 ups, 2y
salmonella only comes when you eat the chicken.
celestialbuddiesfan2011
1 up, 2mo
There, she is holding the Sun in this photo, just like the next to last one.
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 2 replies
If you held a poison dart frog, you would die, also, if I held dog feces, i'd faint
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
1 up, 2y
i have 2 dogs, get used to it
FireBreathing20ftChicken_121389
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
That's true, and I agree with you. Poison dart frogs are so poisonous that anyone who so much as touches them will die within a literal millisecond. Also, I know EXACTLY what feces is, but I would rather not talk about it. Anyways, thank you for viewing this meme, and I hope you had a nice night.
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
thx
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
1 up, 2y
wrong, the shortest amount of time you have to live when it comes to poison dart frogs is maybe 43 seconds at the least
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
1 up, 2y
pathetic, i touch molten metal all the time!
Agent4b
1 up, 2y
... what

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POV: You are forced to hold; A trophy; A large textbook; Ice; A rotten peach; Raw chicken; Broken glass; Hot metal; A cactus; Burning coal; Dog feces; A huge spider; A giant centipede; A dead mouse; Boiling oil; Fire; Arsenic; Molten lead; Plutonium; A human's organs; A poison dart frog; Lava; The Sun; A crying newborn