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I would take anything over a crying newborn!

I would take anything over a crying newborn! | POV: You are forced to hold; A trophy; A large textbook; Ice; A rotten peach; Raw chicken; Broken glass; Hot metal; A cactus; Burning coal; Dog feces; A huge spider; A giant centipede; A dead mouse; Boiling oil; Fire; Arsenic; Molten lead; Plutonium; A human's organs; A poison dart frog; Lava; The Sun; A crying newborn | image tagged in mr incredible becoming uncanny extended hd | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
10,354 views • 222 upvotes • Made by ES1998_aka_CP2005 1 year ago in fun
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[deleted]
6 ups, 1y,
3 replies
I hold human organs all the time, part of being an assassin who uses organs as poison
[deleted]
3 ups, 1y
WAIT WHAT? | WAIT WHAT | image tagged in wait what | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
RickrollerCoaster
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Y same better | image tagged in y same better | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
[deleted]
0 ups, 1y
My man
ES1998_aka_CP2005
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Lol
[deleted]
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Its funny to know you think Im kidding 😊
Andy.constellar
1 up, 1y
Hello killua, nice to see you like memes too
DankMemer88
5 ups, 1y
i noticed that this meme has exactly 69 upvotes so i'm going to ruin the moment for everyone by upvoting
CameronClifton
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
your mom
ES1998_aka_CP2005
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
First of all, that joke is only funny if you're in elementary school, and also, don't talk crap about my mom.
CameronClifton
1 up, 1y
no you have to hold your mom
[deleted]
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
ES1998_aka_CP2005
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
I put a crying newborn on the worst phase because I really cannot stand that sound due to my autism and my PTSD.
[deleted]
0 ups, 1y
Ah
Demon-Carnotaurus
2 ups, 1y,
3 replies
Dude just hold the newborn's organs and problem solved
AlphaLorePoncho123
2 ups, 1y
If he hold organs he will turn into a brown troll face
ES1998_aka_CP2005
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
Are you insane? I may not like newborns, but I don't have the heart to kill one!
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
3 ups, 1y
it's called dark humor, get used to it
8-bit_the_protogen
2 ups, 1y
woooooooooosh
ES1998_aka_CP2005
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Yes, I know. You're probably thinking the last one should have been "An Ignited Nuclear Bomb" or "A Black Hole" or something. I just REALLY don't like the sound of crying newborn babies. That is why I put "A Crying Newborn" on the last phase.
[deleted]
2 ups, 1y
That’s really accurate tho
Demon-Carnotaurus
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
You fool holding the sun is child's play!
ES1998_aka_CP2005
0 ups, 1y,
3 replies
What do you mean? Its surface is literally thousands of degrees, and it's WAY bigger than Earth! If you don't think holding the sun is bad, then wait till you meet TON 618!
8-bit_the_protogen
1 up, 1y
r/wooooossh
AlphaLorePoncho123
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
TON 618 is a black hole.
ES1998_aka_CP2005
0 ups, 1y
I know. TON 618 has a mass equivalent to 66 billion Suns, and it's also 140 trillion times brighter. It also has a diameter of 390 billion kilometers, which is about 2600 times the distance between Earth and The Sun. Sounds pretty terrifying, doesn't it?
Demon-Carnotaurus
1 up, 1y
It was a joke dude
zenithspeed
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
how the hell do human organs come before plutonium, molten metals, and freaking arsenic
zenithspeed
1 up, 1y
i meant after srry
MauriceHouse1
1 up, 1y
bruh just let go of it
CheesyCat
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
No one’s talking about the molten lead
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
1 up, 1y
molten metal isn't as dangerous as you think
I_am_back
1 up, 1y
Denied
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Oh god the last one is so true. I have a baby sister, she screams like she’s getting nurseries of she isn’t held by my mom
Denied
1 up, 1y
*murdered
infinity888
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
eh holding a raw chicken isnt tht bad lol
ES1998_aka_CP2005
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
It is if you get salmonella.
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
2 ups, 1y
salmonella only comes when you eat the chicken.
[deleted]
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
If you held a poison dart frog, you would die, also, if I held dog feces, i'd faint
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
1 up, 1y
i have 2 dogs, get used to it
ES1998_aka_CP2005
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
That's true, and I agree with you. Poison dart frogs are so poisonous that anyone who so much as touches them will die within a literal millisecond. Also, I know EXACTLY what feces is, but I would rather not talk about it. Anyways, thank you for viewing this meme, and I hope you had a nice night.
[deleted]
1 up, 1y
thx
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
1 up, 1y
wrong, the shortest amount of time you have to live when it comes to poison dart frogs is maybe 43 seconds at the least
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
1 up, 1y
pathetic, i touch molten metal all the time!
Agent4atWW11
1 up, 1y
... what
ES1998_aka_CP2005
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Triple digits, baby! Let's gooooo!
MrCreator
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Why Do You Hate “A crying newborn”?
ES1998_aka_CP2005
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
The reason I put a crying newborn on the worst phase is because I have autism and PTSD, so I absolutely cannot stand the sound of crying newborn babies.
MrCreator
1 up, 1y
I Can Stand The Sound Of Crying Newborns, So Put It In Phase 2.
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POV: You are forced to hold; A trophy; A large textbook; Ice; A rotten peach; Raw chicken; Broken glass; Hot metal; A cactus; Burning coal; Dog feces; A huge spider; A giant centipede; A dead mouse; Boiling oil; Fire; Arsenic; Molten lead; Plutonium; A human's organs; A poison dart frog; Lava; The Sun; A crying newborn