I would take anything over a crying newborn!

13,382 views • 231 upvotes • Made by anonymous 3 years ago in fun

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56 Comments

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7 ups, 3y, 3 replies
I hold human organs all the time, part of being an assassin who uses organs as poison
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4 ups, 3y
RickrollerCoaster
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
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0 ups, 3y
My man
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Lol
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Its funny to know you think Im kidding 😊
Andy.constellar
1 up, 3y
Hello killua, nice to see you like memes too
DankMemer88
5 ups, 3y
i noticed that this meme has exactly 69 upvotes so i'm going to ruin the moment for everyone by upvoting
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3 ups, 3y, 1 reply
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3 ups, 3y, 1 reply
I put a crying newborn on the worst phase because I really cannot stand that sound due to my autism and my PTSD.
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Ah
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3 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Yes, I know. You're probably thinking the last one should have been "An Ignited Nuclear Bomb" or "A Black Hole" or something. I just REALLY don't like the sound of crying newborn babies. That is why I put "A Crying Newborn" on the last phase.
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3 ups, 3y
That’s really accurate tho
Demon-Carnotaurus
2 ups, 3y, 3 replies
Dude just hold the newborn's organs and problem solved
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
4 ups, 3y
celestialbuddiesfan525600
2 ups, 3y
If he hold organs he will turn into a brown troll face
[deleted]
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
Are you insane? I may not like newborns, but I don't have the heart to kill one!
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
3 ups, 3y
it's called dark humor, get used to it
8-bit_the_protogen
2 ups, 3y
woooooooooosh
infinity888
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
eh holding a raw chicken isnt tht bad lol
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1 up, 3y, 1 reply
It is if you get salmonella.
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
3 ups, 3y
salmonella only comes when you eat the chicken.
CameronClifton
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
your mom
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2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
First of all, that joke is only funny if you're in elementary school, and also, don't talk crap about my mom.
CameronClifton
1 up, 3y
no you have to hold your mom
CheesyCat
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
No one’s talking about the molten lead
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
2 ups, 3y
molten metal isn't as dangerous as you think
Average_Fallout_Enjoyer
2 ups, 3y
pathetic, i touch molten metal all the time!
creeperyoung
2 ups, 1y
Bro would hold the sun more than a crying newborn
sumana2
1 up, 1y, 1 reply
Why is dogsh*t only in phase 8???
celestialbuddiesfan525600
0 ups, 1y
You mean phase 10 (I counted them)
celestialbuddiesfan525600
1 up, 1y
There, she is holding the Sun in this photo, just like the next to last one.
I_am_back
1 up, 3y
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1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Triple digits, baby! Let's gooooo!
BrentfordFan2003
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Why Do You Hate “A crying newborn”?
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2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
The reason I put a crying newborn on the worst phase is because I have autism and PTSD, so I absolutely cannot stand the sound of crying newborn babies.
BrentfordFan2003
1 up, 3y
I Can Stand The Sound Of Crying Newborns, So Put It In Phase 2.
Demon-Carnotaurus
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
You fool holding the sun is child's play!
celestialbuddiesfan525600
0 ups, 6d
Bc of nursery rhymes
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 3 replies
What do you mean? Its surface is literally thousands of degrees, and it's WAY bigger than Earth! If you don't think holding the sun is bad, then wait till you meet TON 618!
celestialbuddiesfan525600
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
TON 618 is a black hole.
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
I know. TON 618 has a mass equivalent to 66 billion Suns, and it's also 140 trillion times brighter. It also has a diameter of 390 billion kilometers, which is about 2600 times the distance between Earth and The Sun. Sounds pretty terrifying, doesn't it?
8-bit_the_protogen
1 up, 3y
r/wooooossh
Demon-Carnotaurus
1 up, 3y
It was a joke dude
Denied
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Oh god the last one is so true. I have a baby sister, she screams like she’s getting nurseries of she isn’t held by my mom
Denied
1 up, 3y
*murdered
zenithspeed
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
how the hell do human organs come before plutonium, molten metals, and freaking arsenic
zenithspeed
1 up, 3y
i meant after srry
MauriceHouse1
1 up, 3y
bruh just let go of it
Emily4b
1 up, 3y
... what

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POV: You are forced to hold; A trophy; A large textbook; Ice; A rotten peach; Raw chicken; Broken glass; Hot metal; A cactus; Burning coal; Dog feces; A huge spider; A giant centipede; A dead mouse; Boiling oil; Fire; Arsenic; Molten lead; Plutonium; A human's organs; A poison dart frog; Lava; The Sun; A crying newborn