I would love MatPat as a teacher!

HELLO THE CLASSROOM... WELCOME TTOO SSSCCCHHHOOOLLL TTTTHHHHEEEEOOOORRRRYYYY! The class that studies why schools cheap out on things like: computers,lunch,and the speaker system. (no joke my schools speaker system sounds like it was made in the early 70's)

bro JUST LIKE Matpat! I could literally hear him saying that!

And this was the homework ONE PAGE A DAY

YESSSSS

and the end of every lesson is "but that's just a theory...A (enter school subject) THEORY!"

a fnaf THEORY!"

HE WOULD NOT STFU ABOUT mUsIc mANnNn!11!

MatPat is the best of the teachers

Don't look now man, MatPat's gone too deep and said the Bite of '83 might not have happened

yeah, I'm just ignoring that video and pretending it never happened

Same: I basically only consider one book canon and that's the Survival Logbook. Because it honestly doesn't impact the game lore.
I still use names from some of the other books but they're iconic at this point (pretty sure William Afton came from a book so yeah-)

Same

OF COURSE

aw hell nah

taking all. exept my mom takes my to school

I would be like the 5th favorite student