I’m back!

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Enderpearl: What in the sweet and sour fluff-

*He takes the quickest rout to where th thing fell*

Darii: Ah, damn it.

Enderpearl: Lets try the nether!

Darii:

Enderpearl: *creates a nether portal using obsidian then lighting it. The portal glows purple*
Hop in!

*Darii hops through the portal.*

*they find themselves in what looks like literal hell…except without demons*

Enderpearl: *breathes the air* What a wonderful day in the nether!

*Darii is on the ground, sweating profusely.*

Enderpearl: *stares at Darii on the ground* Psh don’t be a baby. The nether is just a little warmer than usual, thats all!

*Darii starts to wonder why the Nether’s harsh effects hasn’t taken a toll on him*

Darii: How…*pant*…are you…*pant*…not sweating?

Enderpearl: Me? Oh….Nevermind that! Lets get searching! *he inputs it again and finds a signal. He looks at the location in shock*

O-Oh…It seems t-there is n-nothing that we need in the nether! L-Lets go back! *very nervous*

Darii: Fine. *pulls out a holographic screen*

Enderpearl: Wh-Where did you get that?-

Darii: Pocket.

Enderpearl: *in thought*

*Darii scrolls through a few applications on the screen, then clicks on one labeled ‘Item Finder’.*

*Darii searches for Ekanotrichite. there was a giant deposit in a strange part of a crimson forest. You wonder what is Enderpearl hiding in this specific area*

Darii, looking at Enderpearl:

Enderpearl: *very nervous* heh…I guess I would have explaining to do….

Darii: Mhmm. Let’s walk and talk.

Enderpearl: First let me tell you a story so you would understand the context.

There once lived a small secluded village. They didn’t bother anyone, and nobody bothered them. They were known as “The Fallen Star Tribe”. The original inhabitants were all endermen. One day, A wither appeared and destroyed the entire village…All but one. That one enderman slayed the wither. But now, his friends and family are dead and treasures were still hidden. He took all of what can be salvaged and hidden it, protecting these ruins from ruin raiders and slaying anyone who even touches a single chest…

Darii: It’s the only way I’ll be able to get home…

Enderpearl: I don’t usually touch that place…it creeps me out *shudders* But if we have to, I-I need to grab something before we go!

Darii: Okay.

*Enderpearl heads to the portal and after a while comes back with a stone sword and a shulker box*

Darii: What’s all that stuff?

Enderpearl: Something….

Darii: Huh.

Enderpearl: Welp! Lets get going!

Darii: Yep. *walks*

*For some weird reason it was a short distance from the portal to the ruins*

Darii: Huh. That was…oddly quick.

Enderpearl: The portal is not too far. So we don’t have to worry about getting lost!

Darii: Yeah. Now, let’s get that Ekanotrichite!!

Enderpearl: I brought a shovel! You go ahead and dig while i search around the perimeter for that enderman i was talking about! *he quickly leaves*

Darii: *digs around*

*you found some of the Ekanotrichite! Now you need to tell enderpearl- oh wait he left*

*Darii grabs the Ekanotrichite and runs towards the portal.*

*he wasn’t there*

*Darii hops through the portal.*

*Enderpearl isn’t at home. Maybe he’s still in the ruins?*

Darii: I don't know, but it happened, and now you know it happened too.

Enderpearl: Well it doesn’t happen during the day it should be fine…Right?

Darii:

Enderpearl: Right…THE MACHINE!

Darii: Is it done?

Enderpearl: No I fell asleep before finishing but if i somehow was sleepwalking at night. I might have accidentally wrecked the machine!

Darii: Please tell me that didn't happen...

Enderpearl: We’ll have to see! *they go upstairs and the machine was fine*
Phew! Thank goodness!

Darii: What a relief...

Enderpearl: Time to continue!

Darii: Where can we find it?

Enderpearl: They have a hardness of 10 so probably pretty rare and hard to destroy

Darii: That could be a problem….

Enderpearl: Not unless we use my newest invention! The Crystofinder 3000! *he takes out a metal detector-like machine from a closet*
We just have to input what crystal we need and it will lead us straight to it!

Darii: Interesting…

Enderpearl: One problem. I didn’t test it with more rarer gemstones…

Darii: I mean, it’s worth a shot.

Enderpearl: *turns it on and inputs the gemstone he wants to find*

Darii (mind): [I hope this works…]

Enderpearl: Huh….There are none…

Darii: *doing the opposite*

Enderpearl: I’m fine now :\

Darii: ; - ;

Enderpearl: Sooo…..You wanted to show me your world?

Darii: Hmm? *wipes her tears* Ah, right..yeah.

Enderpearl: *grabs a journal and a pen*

Darii: Alrighty, welcome to Earth! It is currently the year 2111.

Enderpearl: What predictions made by people came true? and which conspiracy theories were proven false or TRUE?

Darii: Since the predictions, we have made flying cars, intergalactic travel, hyper-intelligent AI, et cetera. We proved that the Earth was round, we proved the existence of aliens, and we proved the existence of the multiverse, hence the reason you are here.

Enderpearl: Finally! Is tik tok obliterated or illegal now?

Darii: So THAT'S how you're immune to heat-stroke-causing temperatures!

Enderpearl: Wh- NO! I was raised in the nether! Any normal enderman would metaphorically suffocate from the air in the nether!

*suddenly gasps and covers mouth to not say anything anymore*

Darii: Hmm.

Enderpearl: I-I said too much...Why isn't it working?

Darii: Did you add a lightning rod?

Enderpearl: Its not the machine. The entire process....GASP THE SHARP OBJECTS!

Darii: OH S**T. WE FORGOT TO GET THEM!!

Enderpearl: NO WAIT I HAVE SWORDS! I HAVE 5 STONE SWORDS! *takes them out only for one to fall to the floor and break*.....4 STONE SWORDS!

Darii: STONE DOESN'T CONDUCT ELECTRICITY! *clears throat* Why are we yelling?

Enderpearl: Dangit…OH I HAVE SOME NETHERITE!

Darii: I don’t think either of us will get that, Enderpearl.

Enderpearl: Oh, QvQ

Darii: Yep.... *Q-Q*

Enderpearl: Any new cuisines or dishes?

Darii: Yes. Wanna try some?

Enderpearl: Any side effects?

Darii: Are you allergic to anything?

Enderpearl: If you count cats, dogs, rabbits, horses, and anything fluffy other than sheep, yes.

Darii: So no side effects, then.

Enderpearl: good! then you can try my homemade crimson fungus flavoured icecream! My favourite!

Darii: ..Yeah, about that..
*She shows him the knife.*
Darii: ..you had this sitting next to you when I woke up.

Enderpearl: Oh dear-

Darii: You also had some blue star-shaped gem in your hand, and that's the reason I said the cyan eyes thing.

Enderpearl: Oh this? Its a nether star! Family heirloom!

Darii: Hmm. Still doesn't explain the thing that happened...

Enderpearl: You must have been seeing things! My eyes don’t tuen cyan all of a sudden!

*he seems oblivious of the situation*

Darii: [Ah! I have an idea!] Well, I have proof that whatever happened, actually happened.

Enderpearl:

*Darii takes the holographic screen device out of her pocket.*
Darii: Computer, project AV recording from {time when the thing happened}.

Enderpearl: Huh. Why do I not remember this?

Darii: *nod* By the way, where and when am I?

Enderpearl: You are in the overworld year 2022

Darii: Huh. I knew it wasn’t Earth.

Enderpearl: Can you tell me anything about your world?

Darii: It’s like this world, but….smaller and rounder. More advanced too, as you have seen.

Enderpearl: Fascinating!

Darii: Mhmm. Need help building?

Enderpearl: Nope I got this! You can explore around while I get some parts!

Darii: Alrighty then! See you in a bit! *walks away*

*you are now out of the shack. wdyd?*

*Darii nods in agreement.*

Enderpearl: *starts going back to work on the machine*

*Darii continues to watch.*

Enderpearl: Can you check when’s the next thunderstorm?

Darii: Yeah. Computer, when’s the next thunderstorm in this world?
Computer: 5 HOURS.

Enderpearl: Gives me enough time to finish it!

Darii: *nod*

After a while, Enderpearl finishes the boat*

(Boat?)

(DAMMIT I WAS THINKING ABOUT BOATS SORRY ITS MACHINE)

*Everything looks so good!*

Enderpearl: I WANT THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND ALL OF THIS BUT DOUBLE! >:0

Darii: ...Alright...*a screen floats up to her, and she presses a lot of buttons*

Enderpearl: *Just admiring litterally everything and everyone stares at him weirdly (probably because he’s cubed and is wearing clothes that are 1000 years outdated ig ._. and staring at literally everything like a maniac)

Darii: Alright, your food should be ready in a few. Wanna see space for a bit?

Enderpearl: Sure! And I hope we don’t suffocate from lack of oxygen :>

Darii: Don't worry! There's air bubble pods we can use.

Enderpearl: Oh thats good!

Darii: Yep! Follow me to those.

Enderpearl: Are they safe to use? Or have there been incidents? Because I don’t want to di on my first trip to space .>.

*Darii is asleep by then.*

Enderpearl: *also falls asleep while making the generator*

*Time skip?*

*yeah*

*the next morning Darii wakes up but Enderpearl isn’t working on the machine. She looks around to find him sleeping on the grass next to a knife*

Darii: *carefully picks up the knife* A knife?

*Enderpearl is still sleeping on the grass. You realize he’s holding a blue star-shaped gem in his hand*

Darii: *attempts to grab it to get a better look at it*

*Suddenly Enderpearl’s eyes glow cyan as he quickly got up to keep holding onto the gem for dear life

Enderpearl???: THATS MINE YOU B-

*he finally takes it back and falling to the ground back asleep. He wakes up again with his eyes being normal*

Enderpearl: Huh? What just happened? *sees the gem in his hands* Oh! Wh-Where am i?

Darii: You just woke up with cyan eyes, fell asleep again, then woke up again with your regular eyes. Oh, and you're still in the overworld.

Enderpearl: *laughing* Oh Darii! You’re hilarious sometimes! Although i sometimes puzzle over the fact that I have woken up in other places other than my bed…Thank goodness I have no weapons near me!

Darii: Don't worry! They are completely safe to use.

Enderpearl: o-ok

* Darii hops into one of the bubbles.*

*Enderpearl hops in as well*

(The same bubble or a different one?)

(probs the same ig?)

Darii: *looking at stars*

Enderpearl: *literally writing down everything in his notebook*

Darii: Ooooh! Look at that!

Enderpearl: Truly fascinating! This is the expirence of a lifetime!

???: *takes hand* My name’s Darii Osborne, but you can just call me Ari.

*he lifts Ari up*

Enderpearl: So how on earth did you manage to fall from the sky? Last time I checked, humans aren’t suddenly born from the atmosphere! *he chuckles to himself before this turns to an awkward silence*

Darii: Hmm. Well, uhh…I got thrown into a hole in spacetime that somehow led here.

Enderpearl: Fascinating! i’ve heard about these holes in spacetime continuum but I have yet to observe or even witness this process myself! *he grabs a pen and a brown dusty journal* Tell me more!

Darii: Okay. So, there are two types of spacetime rifts: self-occurring and man-made. Self-occurring ones have to be found, but it’s extremely difficult. If you enter one, you get sent to a random location from a random year. Man-made ones have to be made, but it requires a lot of energy to create. They send you to a time period and location of your choice.

Enderpearl: *writing down* Interesting!

*Darii nods in agreement.*

Enderpearl: I would assume you want to go back home right?

Darii: In a bit, yeah.

Enderpearl: Then I can help you! As an inventor and an alchemist i think i can help you create a rift back home!

*Darii looks for any cool-looking structures.*

*you are in a dark forest....There is a cool looking mansion up on a hill!*

*She walks up to it and knocks on the door.*

*there was no door. Just a huge entrance*

Darii: *walks in* Huh. No door.

*As you look around, the mansion looked dusty and broken as if it wasn’t used for a couple of years. There was also blood everywhere*

Darii: Creepy...

*Do you keep exploring?*

(Yes.)

*you keep exploring the broken down rooms and hallways*

Darii: Uhh….blue.

Amy: I’ll get that ready for you then!

Darii: Alright. Thank you!

*dexter was glaring at you*

Amy: Dexter! Be nice! >:<

Darii: ._.

*Amy goes into a room to start polishing a the gems*

*Continue.*

*you wait for a while and you admire the products they are selling*

Dexter: What are you doing!? STEALING MY BEST FRIEND’S WORK!?

Darii: What? Nonono, absolutely not.

Dexter: You may be new here, but if you EVER set foot in here to take even a tiny chunk of her crystals…I’ll hack your head off with an axe!

Darii: Yeah!

Enderpearl: Its better than being alone down here! I’ll come with you!

Darii: Yay! Grab my hand, ‘cause we gotta go through together.

Enderpearl: OKAY! *Grabs Darii’s hand*

*She runs through the rift, almost dragging Enderpearl behind her.*

Enderpearl: *trying not to freak out*

Darii: Don’t worry, rift travel is completely harmless!

Enderpearl: o-Okay

*They eventually fly out of the rift… and into a dumpster.*

Enderpearl: I expected we land somewhere nicer….

Darii: *looking around nervously*

*you see a dead rotting corpse of a person and a little gold totem next to it*

*Darii picks up the totem.*

*It looked like a person with a big nose*

Darii: Interesting....

*You put the totem in your pocket and you keep going deeper*

Darii: Hmm...

*You go to the second floor and see corpses everywhere*

Darii: ...What the f**k?

*keep exploring or go back?*

*Darii runs back through the portal.*
Darii: Enderpearl! Where are you?!