I unclogged my sink and found this looking at me

no
that is not a drain clog
that is a pepper from Omega Mart

is that a claw or just a sharp cocky-wocky

A f*ucking WHAT

..... o_o ........

I believe its anatomy is unknown to science.

Actually the clog was dripping with similarly colored fluid when I pulled it from the drain. That raises all sorts of new questions.

Please tell me this isn't real

Lol, it's a sculpture from an artist in the UK that I stumbled across in an etsy shop.

Hi btw!

Hi, Etsy is cursed now

Oh, there's far worse than that. Depending on ones sensibilities the image in this meme is downright wholesome.

Its cursed not wholesome

In comparison I mean. Sort of like how stubbing a toe so bad it breaks can make a leg cramp feel like a massage by comparison.

The image I posted wasn't even restricted on etsy...

:0 that's illegal

Legal enough. I mean, everyone depicted is 18+ and consenting, and you have to click past the warning to see the whole thing. I could see it being illegal if they were cooking meth on a pile of dead babies or something.

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