Idk I’m bored

nah, both microscopic

Wahr?

fr

in your dreams

False

in your dreams

I'm not even male

L

Meh

Me who has a va**na:

Do pussys have sizes? 💀💀💀

No 💀

Size: No
Virgin: Actually No because I was [insert description of sexual assault here]

Oh
So one size fits all?

Idk its probably a loose fit 💀
Don't ask me I'm a f**king virgin

Didn’t you say you were raped 💀

Yes but I mean, I am not a consensual virgin

💀💀💀💀

DAMN MY HORRIBLE EXPLANATIONS
Can I hug a pochita to help me emotionally recover?

Sure

Sort of

Some women's insides are tighter than the others (Men prefer tighter)
And the outsides are either big or small depending on the size of that general area of the women

How do you know wat men prefer

Because

Just how many men have you f**ked

Goose egg

Goose egg = 0

Imma virgin

Oh
lol
Well yeah that makes sense cuz periods and stuff

Yaahhh

I CAN MAKE IT DISAPPEAR FOR 9 MONTHS
but I disappear too

Nah I'm good for now lmao

Kk just hit me up when 🔥

as Eggman once said, your pp is the size of a walnut except, much smaller

Nah I need proof

That’s no proof 💀