I think we know the greatest console of all time now

(They don't know I can play Celeste portably legally); NINTENDO SWITCH IS WORST CONSOLE OF ALL TIME. DOESN'T HAVE MORE THEMES THAN 3DS, NO GAMES, NO GRAPHICS, PS5 AND XBONE X AND XBONE S BLOW IT OUT OF THE WATER IN EVERY WAY. NINTENDO IS FOR INFANTS, HAS NO 3RD PARTY OR INDIE, DOESN'T HAVE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR STEAM ON IT, EXPENSIVE 20$ ONLINE INSTEAD OF 120$ AFFORDABLE ONLINE, STEAM DECK CAN PLAY NOTHING BUT NINTENDO GAMES INSTEAD OF STEAM SO L + RATIO TO YOUR BABY TASTES AND NEVER TRYING ANYTHING BESIDES MARIO AND POKEMAN SINCE THEY ARE EASY FOR YOUR TINY BABY HANDS AND YOU HAVE NEVER TRIED OUT A HIDDEN GEM SINCE YOUR AN UNCULTURED SWINE OF A GAMER AND NINTENDO WILL DIE R/TOMMOROW AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANY GOOD GAMES ON YOUR CONSOLES EVER AGAIN, MANCHILD