“Oh no, it’s that pervert! Everyone into my safety basement!”
-THP Protection Services

*Homelanders theme plays*

your comeback does not work because there is literally a twitter group called "MAPs against Groomers". They may wanna f**k children, but the real thing that kids need to be kept safe from is the genderqueer kid down the road

I’m no MAP. I’m a full-on pedo.

doublethink ass

*realization*