HALLOWEEN TIPS AND TRICKS FOR WHEN YOU DON’T GO TRICK OR TREATING AND YOU STILL WANT CANDY:; - TELL MOM SHE’S THE BESTEST PERSON ALIVE; - TELL HER HOW SAD YOU ARE THAT YOU DIDN’T GET ANY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN AND MOST LIKELY WILL NOT GET ANY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR; - INTENTIONALLY SAY “BESTEST” TO MAKE HER LAUGH AND TELL HER THAT BESTEST IS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE HER SINCE THERE ARE NO REAL WORDS TO DESCRIBE HER; - OFFER TO PAY FOR IT AND THEN TELL HER HOW BROKE YOU ARE SO THAT SHE WILL PAY FOR YOU; - WHEN SHE INEVITABLY BUYS THAT BAG OF CANDY FOR YOU, KEEP TELLING HER HOW THANKFUL YOU ARE THAT SHE BOUGHT IT FOR YOU; - TAKE IT HOME AND HOARD IT, EATING LIKE A PIG UNTIL YOU BARF
