I like your obedient attitude, child. You're obviously a 15-year-old or someone who lives in Mommy's basement and never held a REAL job or faced the scrutiny of a million dollar audit. So, child or child-brained, you are not audited if you don't pay your taxes: You're audited if you do. You are randomly picked. Often, you get a frustrated bureaucrat who wants to squeeze you for a couple more bucks to look like he/she/it are working. Most of 'em couldn't make it as an accountant and wants to play detective with your life and finances. The tax code is so complicated I have a full-time bookkeeper. Anyway, son, recess is over. Now, get back to class.