WHAT IF SEATBELT LAWS WERE INTRODUCED IN 2021? "70% CRASH RATE BUT HEY LIVE IN FEAR, SHEEP!" "IF GOD WANTED TO MAKE US WEAT SEATBELTS HE WOULD'VE MADE US SEATBELTS." TODAY THEY MANDATE SEATBELTS. WHAT'S NEXT, HELMETS?" "IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL!" "Y'KNOW, THE NHSA HASN'T PROVED THEY FULLY WORK RIGHT!" "STUDIES SHOW THEY RESTRICT BREATHING BECAUSE THEY GO OVER YOUR LUNGS!" "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
