I always get kicked out of a busy restaurant so i say my last name is will the real slim shady
So when they kick me out they say "will the real slim shady please stand up"
IF I GO TO A BUSY RESTAURANT WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE, I ALWAYS TELL THE HOSTESSS THAT MY LAST NAME IS STOOGE; JUST SO THAT I CAN HEAR HER CALL OUT “STOOGE, PARTY OF 3”.