Joke me

4 people are walking under a construction site, a german, a frenchman, an American, and a spainard. A construction worker asks them if they can see him.

"yes!"
"oui!"
"Si!"
"Ya"

lmaoooooooo

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a man walked into a bar
*bonk*

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What is a skeletons favourite snack

I dont know what?

human flesh

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guess

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go on guess

I dont think i can

come on

Im sorry

ribs
spare ribs

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i got one so a snake walks into a bar and the bartender says:how did you do that?

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snakes cant walk i made the joke at 3 in the morning so its kinda bad

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What do you call cheese that’s American?

I dont know what?

American Cheese.

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Hmmmmmmm... WAIT I GOT ONE

What did Italy say to France one morning?

what?

EUROPE early!

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why did the turkey cross the road?

I dont know why=P

the chicken was on strike.

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whats fluffy, white and lives on mars?

I dont know what?

a martain-mellow

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g0 f1nD A M1rROr!11!1

Im not you

Yoooo, I'm following u for that one

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hmmmm

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i have no ideas :[

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eevee backwards is eevee :]

no, it's ɘɘvɘƎ

lol

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lol

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