How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

I had a guy give me prunes last october.

evil!

No, stop promoting

This was always how I felt on the occasions when dessert was served, and it turned out to be WATERMELON.

i like watermelon

And I like pears, but I don't want to eat plain pears for dessert.

That's good, because it's more fruit to throw at their house

When you get a toothbrush in your bag from the dentist in your neighborhood:

This happened to me last year

lmao

ooo nice I want some strawberrys, I wish I had a guylike that :(

my friend got an orange once

i mean, i woundnt complain..

Lol