MR INCREDIBLE BECOMING CANNY:WHOLESOME FACTS; THERE ARE MORE THAN 2500 LANGUAGES THAT HAVE GONE EXTINCT,MOST OF WHICH HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN. ACROSS THE WORLD, THERE ARE 250 MILLION CHILDREN FORCED INTO HARD LABOR; EVERY SINGLE YEAR, CRUISE SHIPS DUMP 14 BILLION POUNDS OF GARBAGE INTO THE OCEANS; IN 2006, A TEAM OF SCIENTIFIC RESEARCHERS IN ICELAND,KILLED THE OLDEST KNOWN CLAM STILL LEFT ALIVE, NICKNAMED, “MING”, WHICH WAS 507 YEARS OLD. 70% OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DIAGNOSED WITH A BLOOD DISEASE NEED TO RELY ON THE KINDNESS OF A STRANGER TO GET A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT. ONLY 2% OF AMERICANS ARE ON THE DONOR LIST AND AT LEAST 3000 AMERICANS DIE EVERY YEAR BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT FIND A DONOR; KOALAS EAT THEIR MOTHER’S FECES.EW; A OSTRICH’S EYE IS BIGGER THAN THEIR BRAIN; HUMANS DON’T LEARN HOW TO SMILE,IT’S INNATE. PANDAS ARE NO LONGER ENDANGERED; THE OZONE LAYER IS HEALING. EATING CERTAIN KINDS OF CHOCOLATE IS GOOD FOR YOUR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH.IN SMALL AMOUNTS OBVIOUSLY. SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT HUMANS ARE NATURALLY HELPFUL; TAKING NAPS IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEART. THERE'S A TINY POLISH VILLAGE CALLED ZALIPIE WHERE EVERYTHING IS PAINTED WITH PICTURES OF FLOWERS. THE WORLD'S SMALLEST SURVIVING BABY WEIGHED THE SAME AS AN APPLE. GOING FOR WALKS IN NATURE—OR "FOREST BATHING"—IS GREAT FOR YOUR HEALTH. HUGS MAKE YOU HEALTHIER. IN THE TAGALOG LANGUAGE THERE IS A WORD FOR THE URGE OF WANTING TO PINCH SOMETHING CUTE.IT’S CALLED GIGIL. CANADIAN VOLUNTEERS REPLY TO LETTERS KIDS FROM AROUND THE WORLD SENT TO SANTA CLAUS. AND PEOPLE WHO VOLUNTEER LIVE LONGER; WELSH LEGEND SAYS THAT CORGIS WERE GIFTED TO HUMANS BY FAIRIES. MORE MILLENNIALS GIVE TO CHARITY THAN ANY OTHER GENERATION. CATS BRING HUMANS "PRESENTS" BECAUSE THEY THINK WE CAN'T HUNT FOR OURSELVES; BATS CAN SING LOVE SONGS. A SMALL INDIAN VILLAGE PLANTS A TREE EVERY TIME A BABY GIRL IS BORN. THE VOICE ACTORS FOR MINNIE AND MICKEY MOUSE WERE MARRIED IN REAL LIFE. THE WORLD'S SECOND-LARGEST CORAL REEF IS NO LONGER ENDANGERED. TURTLES BREATHE THROUGH THEIR BUTTS. THE CENTRE OF THE MILKY WAY GALAXY TASTES LIKE RASPBERRIES AND SMELLS LIKE RUM. YOUR DOG IS PROBABLY JUST AS HAPPY TO SEE YOU AS YOU ARE THEM! NORWAY KNIGHTED A PENGUIN, WHO LINES GUARDS UP TO INSPECT THEIR UNIFORMS; SHEEP CAN TELL SAD AND HAPPY FACES APART, AND WOULD RATHER APPROACH A HAPPY-LOOKING HUMAN. A WOMAN MET HER GIRLFRIEND ON TINDER—AND HER GIRLFRIEND TURNED OUT TO BE A PERFECT MATCH FOR HER MUCH NEEDED KIDNEY DONATION; AT A UNIVERSITY IN FINLAND, DOCTORAL CANDIDATES GET A TOP HAT AND SWORD WHEN THEY GRADUATE. BOB ROSS KEPT AN ALLIGATOR IN HIS TUB WHEN HE WAS A CHILD BECAUSE HE WANTED TO NURSE IT BACK TO HEALTH. A TOWN IN MINNESOTA ELECTED A CAT AS THEIR MAYOR. THE NATIONAL PARKS SERVICE RELEASED A SOUNDTRACK OF SOOTHING NATURE SOUNDS FOR THEIR 102ND BIRTHDAY, FREE OF CHARGE; DISNEY USED TO HAVE A HOTLINE KIDS COULD CALL IF THEY WANT TO HEAR MICKEY, MINNIE, GOOFY, DONALD OR DAISY WISH THEM GOODNIGHT; ASTRONAUT EUGENE CERNAN WROTE HIS DAUGHTER'S INITIALS ON THE MOON; LOOKING AT CUTE THINGS ACTUALLY IMPROVES YOUR FOCUS. SEA OTTERS HOLD THEIR HANDS TOGETHER TO NOT FLOAT AWAY. IN SWITZERLAND,IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A SINGLE GUINEA PIG. AS OF 2018, BOTH VOYAGER 1 AND VOYAGER 2 ARE FLYING IN INTERSTELLAR SPACE. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO HUMANITY NOW, EVEN IF WE ALL PERISH TOMORROW IN A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, THERE ARE STILL THOSE TWO PIECES OF US FLOATING THROUGH THE STARS JUST WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED. WHEN YOU WERE BORN,FOR A BRIEF SECOND YOU WERE THE YOUNGEST PERSON EVER.
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