randomly saw a furry post like this, so i decided to "improve" it, if you will.

I would just cut off my hand. It’s already infected. No point in trying to save it.

same

I would burn it if I touched even one strand of fur

Here lies KillTheProtos, died of furry cringe. He was a good man.

Don’t worry, it wasn’t furry cringe. Okay, maybe it was, because Protogens are way too damn obsessive with hugging people

i know from experiance.....sos please

SEND HELP TO THE MAN ABOVE

please do

After that, we’ll start treating the asylum patients. And then toast some bread using them.

wait what is a protogen

Furries that roleplay as a toaster yet looks nothing like one. Did I mention they are also gay?
*a lot of them are trust me*

so like this?

I wish.

LMAO

Me kill it!

Wait so we like zoophiles?

no, the joke is that the anti furry is washing his hands because he thinks furries are yuck

ohhhhh