I'm straight now btw

I know right

thanks

*Inahles*
You x sammy

HELL NO IM STRAIGHT

Wha-

yea

Oh yeah, I forgot you decided to be straight since every guy you met, you couldn't keep

Think about all the girls you've dated

So the mfs who left me?
I think I'm doing better considering the fact I never had to actually do the leaving

I only left one.
Apparently I wasn't good enough for the rest.

Oof

yeah

Oh well

I'm dating someone really f**king nice now

That's good

she's the best.

👍

you might know her.

Oh let me guess
Tele?

F**k nah she's a lyin slųt

Lying? Yes

S**t? Maybe

She cries every night thinking of you.
Apparently. That's what she told me

Pfft, if she's that sad, why doesn't she ever bother getting on.
And if its because of her parents or school, ok, yeah, I understand that.
But she just comes on, leaves, without no explanation

well..I just took over.
She says she's always busy n shit

Well, that's on her

She's also too scared of my DMs.

Doesn't she have discord?

She can use mine at anytime.

:/

?

Meh, don't worry about it

my dms there aren't as bad

Aight

I can get her

Eh, don't bother

she says she wants to really badly
but mk
I'll do anything to make her feel pain /hj

:|

she's f**king mean now

As you have said

Ryan

Yeah I hear that all guys apparently will be gay for him

nawww I'm straight now

So you feel no sexual attraction to this man?

nah

Okay. So it’s true that not all men feel sexual attraction to Ryan Reynolds?

Mhm.

Finally. Some validation.

Yes.

Thank you.