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Sooo... Trump's officially been subpoenaed... And now he's demanding his appearance be televised like the camera-thirsty attention-***** he's proven himself to be. Of course, he has no legal authority to make any demands; the committee should simply say "no" and set a deadline for his appearance by November 21. Four weeks is more than enough time to re-arrange one's schedule when it's Congress saying one must appear; if he doesn't show, refer his stupid ass to the DOJ for contempt. On the other hand, there's value to be had by giving him leeway to make a fool of himself/plead the 5th repeatedly on national television... And, if he comports himself the way he did debating Biden, there's a strong likelihood he'll catch a contempt referral anyway for jackassery.
