MR. PRESIDENT CREDIBLE ECONOMISTS ARE SAYING THAT, "OUR ECONOMY IS LIKE THE TITANIC': FINANCIAL EXPERT WARNS IT'S TIME TO GET 'INTO THE LIFEBOATS!"; "AREN'T MOVIES GREAT? I LIKE ICE CREAM!"; REMEMBER INDEPENDENTS AND SWING VOTERS; THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR BECAUSE YOU WERE TERRIFIED OF 'MEAN TWEETS'. CARE FOR A CONSOLATION COOKIE?
