ig me and Deem are Psyco's

Imma kill somebody

Who-?

nah im playin
but im scorpio so

Who the f̶u̵c̶k̶ are you

Someone invited me here a year ago
I dont know why

Which means you were here before it became private

oooooh.
got it.

Hah I'm the actual boss

Which team, mate

Aries

Lol you're with me.

Hahaha yes now do shit for mw

Dumbass
Aries is the POWERFUL one

Ik aries is like the strongest zodiac

I'm the Psycho. Why are you expecting me to do your dirty work?

Pisces lmfao

My Dream: you want to have a man child for a brother?

My dream: I can fix him up for you, as I do lead and train an army of soldiers bigger than his.

My Cross(My Dream was not lying when he said he has attachment issues): hello?

My dream: hi

(Imagine cross getting flustered seeing two dreams , male and female at that point :skull:)

My Cross: why are there two Dreams?

My dream: to seewhich one is more hotter :)

X:*simp noises*

My Cross : *summons tea* interesting

My cross: my wife is scary so uh, choose your words wisely

My dream: what was that you little punk? 💢

My Cross: I've watched my Dream murder someone who pissed him off, so I know not to, don't worry

My dream: oh sweety, Dw, I also killed like 17 people when I was 6 ^^

Shinobu!X!Chara: Hah?-
Yoriichi!Dream: I'm ded by the time the half-and-half haori doofus is born-

My Lust: yuhh, dreams body aged only up to 16 after she was set free from stones , so her body and mind would probably be 16

My drea.: it's true....

Yoriichi!Dream: No literally. In the canon timeline and lore of my universe, I was born in the f**king Sengoku era. The half-and-half doofus was born 1901, in the bloody Meiji era. So like, 400 years into the future.

My drem: I'm Literally a zombie and am 500, but W h a t-

(I haven't read the maga yet :sob, so sorry if I'm dry asf for them)

Yoriichi!Dream: You know what, f**k this, time to give Muzan!X!Bitch some PTSD.

Lol

Cross: I think there's something in my throat*coughing*
Dream: what is it?
Cross:*coughs up a gold feather*
Dream: .
Cross: .
Dream: *Shoves her fist up cross mouth*

Grace: holy shi-

Dream: *boutta end Cross' bloodline*
Nightmare: this is fine

My Dream: *cheering on your Dream*
My Nightmare: *watching in confusion on wtf happened*
(My Nightmare acts like a man child and my Dream acts like a responsible adult)

My Dream: *still going on*

Swapdream(blaze): tf happened-

My dream: :) *death stare at blaze*

My Dream: you don't like Cross either?

My dream: oh honey, I love cross, but if he ever does anything upsetting to me, he meets God before my mother

Cross: S a v e m e

Nightmare: and that's my big sister for you-

My Dream: mine is very clingy because he has attachment issues. It gets annoying. But I don't hate him, sometimes it's nice to have his company

My dream: only on rare cases he hangs around with me, you I guess... H m, wanna trade our brothers?

My Cross: 👍
(My Dream)

My Dream: hmmm, so what do you do when you find gold feathers on your husband AND Brothers clothes...

My dream: I beat the shit out of my brother, and I harshly scold Cross. Cross and I ain't married though.

My Dream: I beat up my brother to a pulp I. The past, In Exchange, mom broke my legs....

(My passive: I tried to stab her, mom gave no f**ks, I don't think she even knows )

My Cross: Dream gets scary when he's mad...
My Noot Noot: YA DON'T SAY, YOU STUPID OREO?!
Giyuu!Cross(He just poofed here, and yes, X!Chara is Shinobu.): ...Where am I?

My list: hey everyone, wanna kill cross for a really good reason? :)

Lust**

Giyuu!Cross: ...Nope

My lust: what about you? *looks at Shinobu XChara* :)

Shinobu!X!Chara: I just annoy him-

Lust: ohhh you won't annoy him after this..*points at My cross* he smashed dream when she was 16

My cross: WHAT-