It always works

Here's a bonus step: Kidnap thier family and torture them till they stop arguing. Yknow what they say, "No pain, no gain"

ohhhhh

Works well no?

I tried it out and it works well I even ate their autistic brother lol

noice

me proceeds to leak and hunt down every furry in exsintence

From there lock em in your basement for your own toy..!

wut r u gonna do with em?

...nevermind.

That's your own decision from there. Could be anything from that point. Could be for torture, could be for free milk.

Or you could donate organs.

ok that works

Although they bring in more profit with organs intact. Get a large group of them and sell entire gallons from a human milk farm!

huh

Or you can keep it all for yourself. Production can raise based on your actions, and you can abort in trade and still keep the milk.

wdym about no one believes you

aye fair enough also here's a dark joke for the kids in the factories. Why don't they believe in santa, cuz they make the toys

Either way no one believes in me, sure as [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
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ok

How bout knife memes instead

fine then sword memes

can we stop the amount of gun memes is just unholy at this point

ok should we stop

It was about to be epic.