"Election's in 10 days, and their ballot is...?"
No wonder they ain't campaigning
"Can they put an actually-constitutional ballot together...?"
Nup, but this is good inspiration for the next attack ad.
"All it would involve is BritishMormon/IG swapping places on the ballot with one other candidate"
And IncognitoGuy would still be like the minister for everything like Scott Morrison.
"But of course, when IG's involved in anything, it's never that simple..."
And IncognitoGuy is also hiden with Biden