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ITS THE TEN DUEL COMMANDMENTS.
NUMBER ONE: the challenge demand satisfaction

if they apologize no need for further action

NUMBER TWO: if they dont, grab a friend that’s your second

your lieutenant when there's reckoning to be reckoned

NUMBER THREE: have your seconds meet face-to-face. Negotiate a peace OR negotiate a time and place

this is commonplace specially 'tween recruits. most disputes die and no one shoots

NUMBER FOUR: if they dont reach a peace that’s alright. Time to get some pistols and a doctor on sight

you pay him in advance , you treat him with civility, you have him turn around so he can have deniabillaty

NUMBER FIVE: Duel before the sun is in the sky. PICK A PLACE TO DIE WHERE ITS HIGH AND DRY

NUMBER SIX: leave a note for your next of kin tell em where ya been pray that hell or heaven lets you in

(Shit this is the last one imma have to make it quick)
SEVEN: confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent
NUMBER EIGHT: you last chance to negotiate. Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight. “Alexander” “Aaron burr, sir” “can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?” “Sure but your man has to answer for his words, burr” “with his life we both know that’s absurd, sir” “hang on how many men died because lee was inexperienced and ruinous” “ok, so we’re doing this”
NUMBER NINE: look him in the eye, aim no higher. Summon all the courage you require and then COUNT
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NUMBER TEN PACES FIRE
(This was so fun thank you very much)

My name is Philip I am in heaven. George racket couldn’t count past seven

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I was told that i blew them all away. But now my body is starting to decay