Find the curved line or die

me straight with a girlfriend:

Me who is straight and single: wow just how?

good question idk

I can't keep even keep a boyfriend

oof

Yeah

mk

Me, a straight white male who hopes to get a girlfriend in the next year

Single ass mf

I know a woman and there is literally like a 85% chance she likes me

Make it 100

Bet

Bruh same except I hope to get a boyfriend and am female

The gays just took over the internet

Yep

Well on bright side, not only gay guys are leaving more girls for us, they are also taking away a guy with them

Yeah true

It's the chemicals in the water

Dude I'd estimate that the amount of straight people is only about 60%, fuсking sucks.

Yeah

I'm gonna make sure ALL generations in my own family stay straight/keep the blood line pure

Okay

YOU W/ ME HOMIE 😎😎😎

SWEET

*your son turns out gay*

Well damn...

Nice joke.

Bro ur gf is a freakin intersex, no offence

Did you just call me his gf-

Unlike you, ik her irl (ik what i see)

Argue away all day long, idc

Get well water then. They put chemicals in the city water.

I live in the country so ofc i have well water

Good.

Wait, no wonder country ppl are straight (i have adult family members that are straight but drink city water)

I've never imagined living in a city

I used to live in the suburbs about 5 years ago; it was crowded.

I seriously don't see how ppl like my sister and my cousins live in suburbs

It sucks, man. Hardly any space. Can't even shoot a bow in your own yard.

E x a c t l y

Ah. I see.

You can't even keep roosters there because the neighbors complain about the crowing

my sister and her fiance who both own straight piped V8 cars (she has dodge challenger, he has chevy camaro). Apparently no one complains 💀

I don't see why v8 cars exist

if you need a car just to get to work, v4 or v6 work fine

if you want to haul, just get a pickup with v8.

A v8 car would just be a loud car with bad gas mileage I'd think

That is a very rare saying from someone who is hardcore conservative. V8 cars have existed a LONG time in car culture, and they're also called sports cars/muscle cars

Essentially a car that is VERY fun to drive and/or a very large car that weighs like 4000 lbs (i.e. dodge challenger). And in Texas we drive pickups even if we ain't haulin much of anything or having no bitches to fill the cab. Kind of like a spirit we're born with

*both of em were raised and grew up in the country

Oh lord the city is awful

10x worse than the suburbs and even more susceptible to shootings (doesn't take ½ a brain cell to figure out why)

Alr knew that lmao
And the amount of ppl who literally shit in the streets even if a public restroom is like a few feet away

Thank God i always wanted to stay in the country where even tho it's rather isolated, it's almost as peaceful as heaven (yes my simile has a context)

NAH ONG

Yeah country is so much better

(wha?)

(No storms and shit in heaven. Lightning strikes and thunder are not associated with peace)