WHAT A COLLECTOR BOSSFIGHT WOULD BE LIKE; PHASE ONE IS SIMPLE. HE ONLY USES MELEE ATTACKS IN THIS PHASE BUT, THEY'RE SPECIAL. YOU CANNOT HEAL WHEN HIT BY ONE OF HIS MELEE ATTACKS, HOWEVER THIS PHASE IS A WARMUP SO IF YOU GET HIT THAT'S JUST A SKILL ISSUE; PHASE TWO IS WHEN IT GETS DIFFICULT. IN PHASE TWO IT ALMOST BECOMES A BULLET HELL BOSS, HOWEVER HE STILL DOESN'T MAINLY USE PROJECTILES TO DEAL DAMAGE. HE STILL USES MELEE ATTACKS AND YOU STILL CANNOT HEAL FROM THEM. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE PATTERN HE USES THEM IN; IN PHASE THREE HIS SPEED INCREASES GREATLY AND THE PROJECTILES DEAL MORE DAMAGE. HE WILL ALSO SET HIS WINGS TO ATTACK MODE, MEANING THERE WILL BE SIX SWORDS FLYING AROUND THE STAGE WITH THE SAME PROPERTIES AS MELEE ATTACKS; IN PHASE FOUR YOU WOULD BEGIN TO WONDER IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO DEFEAT THIS GUY. THERE WILL BE MORE PROJECTILES, AND THE COLLECTOR WILL BEGIN FLYING, SUMMONING PORTALS TO DROP LARGE OBJECTS ON YOU. YOU CAN CLIMB THESE TO GET UP TO THE COLLECTOR AND DEAL DAMAGE; IN PHASE 5 YOU BEGIN TO THINK THEY MADE THIS BOSS SPECIFICALLY TO KILL PLAYERS. IN THIS PHASE THE COLLECTOR DECIDES THAT HE IS DONE WITH THIS FIGHT. AND WILL SUMMON TONS OF LARGE OBJECTS TO CRUSH YOU. HOWEVER THERE WILL BE ONE OPEN SPOT ON THE STAGE THAT YOU CAN GO AND AVOID GETTING HIT; IN PHASE 6 YOU WONDER HOW YOU EVEN GOT HERE. A MESSAGE FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN SIMPLY SAYING "SURVIVE" FROM THIS POINT FORWARD THE FIGHT GETS FAR MORE DIFFICULT. THIS PHASE IS SIMPLY A TRANSITION PHASE; IN PHASE 7 THE COLLECTOR EXCLUSIVELY FLIES AROUND SENDING LARGE PROJECTILES FLYING ACROSS THE ARENA AT HIGH SPEED. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD THE COLLECTOR DOESN'T ACT LIKE A BOSSFIGHT BUT INSTEAD A REAL PERSON. SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A PART OF A GAME YOU WERE MEANT TO WIN BUT INSTEAD AN OPPONENT THAT THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING; IN PHASE 8 THE COLLECTOR CONVERTS THE ARENA INTO A PARKOUR COURSE AND PUTS A BOMB ON YOUR BACK. IF YOU DO NOT GET TO THE END WITHIN THE TIME LIMIT THE BOMB EXPLODES; IN PHASE 9 THE COLLECTOR BEGINS TO WARP REALITY, HE HAS REALIZED THAT THIS LIKELY ISN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE FOUGHT HIM MEANING THAT FOR THE LAST SEVERAL PHASES YOU'VE KNOWN EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD DO. IT'S MORE PARKOUR, SOMETIMES GRAVITY CHANGES TO DISORIENT YOU; IN PHASE 10 THE COLLECTOR CONGRATULATES YOU FOR GETTING THIS FAR, AND IF YOU'VE DIED AND RESTARTED A FEW TIMES HE WILL OPEN UP A SCREEN AND SAY EXACTLY HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE DIED, THE COUNTER GOES UP TO 100. BEYOND THAT HE SIMPLY SAYS "OOF, THAT'S A LOT" AND TURNS THE SCREEN TOWARDS YOU. HOWEVER IT DISPLAYS INFORMATION YOU CANNOT READ, SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT SAYS. HE THEN HEALS YOU, KNOWING THAT IF YOU COULD RETRY THAT MANY TIMES YOU COULD RETRY THAT MANY MORE. THEN YOU ARE TELEPORTED BACK TO THE STARTING AREA
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