I'd always assumed Eric was the least evil of the Ivana/Donald brood...now I'm re-evaluating.

“We provide the rooms at cost and could make far more money renting them to members or guests.”; -Eric Trump describing the rate charged to Secret Service personnel for line-of-work lodging at Trump properties --a description which, it's turning out, was a complete lie and the reality of which being per nocte costs of up to 5x over market.