No wonder why the water tasted so good.

what the...
WHAT THE HUH
THATS NASTY EW

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It costs $750 for damages and repairs as a result of masturbation ???
How are they causing that much damage ?

so basically the average american high school

ITS LEAKING INTO THE FOUNTAINS!!!

No wonder why my mom says to stop drinking from the fountains

is that a middle school?

No, high School

jeez man your high school is super f**ked up compared to mine.

what state u livin in??

nice

at my school last year there was a random kid who came in every bathroom (even the girls bathrooms) and no one ever caught them. so one of my friends coined the nickname "cum culprit" and sometimes id walk in and see a puddle of semen on the floor and say "ah fk the cum culprit strikes again"

TL;DR: someone came in my school's bathrooms last year and so we called them the "cum culprit"

also once i saw some dude sitting in a chair in the bathroom facing the hallway before school

Where is the general area of this school? (Country, state/province)

USA, WI, Greenfield

Darn, not where I thought.

YO WHAT NOW

I think the fact that they're more worried about the plumbing than the fact of teenage pregnancy is the thing that proves this is not actually written by admin (also the spelling errors)

Where is this tell me now i need to drink that water and store a bunch of it in barrels

Whitnall lol

I will be there in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 seconds