Bruh

We all die at some point, old people are unnatural for their prolonged life, vegans are going against nature lol

Lol

I f**ked your mom lol

i destroyed the universe lol

Nice lol

i f**ked your mom lol

Very very nice

Destroyed the fabric of reality lol

War Crimes are my To-Do list lol

I accidently killed your sister lol

How the f*ck did you know I have a sister!?

HAD a sister

idk lol

I leak tianamin square massarce in weibo lol

Wut

I murdered your cat lol

Don't shoot!

Lol such low numbers my numbers are way bigger

So I accidentally destroyed the fourth dimension. Time is the fourth dimension by the way. Lol.

So you destroyed time?

Yep. These words are lucky to be sent. My final message. Goodbye.

Ok bye

Time is for the weak and the foolish

Time is for those who want to watch paint dry, or watch a black hole ever-so-slowly disintegrate from hawking radiation.

I put mango on pizza lol

Yummy lol

I have your IP address lol

Good

good thing that the watermark blocked the last part

It says I did your mom lol

I hit your dad in the head with a brick, dragged him into my basement, nailed him to the wall, waited until he was conscious, skinned him alive, baked his skin, decapitated him, shredded the contents and put them in the family´s Thanksgiving dinner, and watched through the window, as they did not know they were eating him.

#69thUpvote

lol

So I went to Yugoslavia yesterday and committed several war crimes, on my way home I arsonated 60 orphanages and satanized several houses I thought looked arsonable. Then I ate chicken nuggets at a vegetarian restaurant. I decided I should burn some calories, so I arsonated 3 nearby KFC's and 5 McDonalds.

I mean, I don't blame you for the last one.

Lol

infected 30 million computers with ILOVEYOU lol

Ok

Wha

true tho

huh

So I accidentally stole the nuclear launch codes, shot them all at all the countries that also have nukes, started ww69420, became president and made it legal to bomb anyone, and then made it so the launch codes didn't change ever lol

Makes sense coming from a user named Ur mom is sus

I've been meaning to change that but I can't think of something that suits me

Gnib_Jr's Minion

I'm no minion of yours