I’m bored so I made a joke rp

Me: oh uh hi

DO YOU WANT SPAG?

HETTI

Me: Yes!!

Papyrus: NYEH TAKE YOUR SPAGHETTI FOR only 19.99 with a free 60% discount!

Me: Thank you!

Papyrus: YW!

Me: did you know your popular in these parts?

Papyrus: no

Me: well you are

Papyrus: AIGHT

Papyrus: SOMETHING TELLS ME I DONT WNAT TI KNOW WHAT THAT IS…

Me: yeah and we don’t talk about the shippers and Fangirls

Aries- WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!?

Papyrus: NYEHEHE! IM PAPYRUS, THE PERSON WHO PEOPLE SHIP WITH SANS FOR SOME REASON EVEN THOUGH HES MY BROTHER! NYEH!

Aries- uhhhh... Ok um what the heck why do people do that?

Papyrus: I DONT KNOW BUT IM NOT FROM ALABAMA

Aries- uhm neither am I so... Ok um you said you had... Spaghetti?

Papyrus: YES JUST FOR 20 BUCKAROOS YOU CAN GET MY FAMOUS SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS AND GARLIC BREAD!

Aries- I like garlic bread. *Gives $20*

Papyrus: THANK YOU! NOW HERES YOUR SPAGHETTI! *throws spaghetti violently*

Aries-*catches it*

FBI!Papyrus: if you try mine

Papyrus: BET!

ey spaghetti eatin contest
whoever finishes each other's spaghetti first gets uhhh
FBI!Sans (pic below): brother if you win i'll tell FBI!Spamton you got in a traffic jam
[also note: they dont live together but FBI!Sans was just picking something up]

Papyrus: HERES YO SPAG! *throws at fbi papyrus*

FBI!Papyrus: RIGHT BACK ATCHA *throws at pap and spills a bit on FBI!Sans*
FBI!Sans: ignore what i said you're just late lol

Papyrus: *eats spaghetti* THIS IS BUSSIN?? HOW?!

I COOK WELL... *eats* however... this is... ALSO BUSSIN!!!!

Papyrus: *gasp* WE ARE BOTH BUSSIN!!

*gasp* NO HOMO!!!!!!!! i gotta get to my job tho cya

Papyrus: PEACE OUT!!!

(the bussin endin)

"Who even are-Eh, not important. If you just knocked my door down for this, fine."

Papyrus: HERES YOU SPAGHETTI *throws spaghetti and garlic bread violently*

“Why yes papyrus, i would like some balls on my mouth”

Eminem: you thank you bro

kyle: Y E S

Papyrus: HERE YOU GO! NYEHHEHE! *throws plate with spaghetti and garlic bread at you violently*

kyle: *catches the garlic bread and spaghetti*

Papyrus: how do you like it??

kyle: *swallows the garlic bread and spaghetti* it's goods

Papyrus: YES’

kyle: *reaches under the sink* this should go good with bleach *SLURP*

Papyrus:U GOOD?

kyle: yes

Papyrus: aight

kyle: that was goo- *falls over dead*

Hmm… I wonder if I should care or not…