I’m bored so I made a joke rp

Me: yes’sa sir

Papyrus: NYEH TAKE YOUR SPAGHETTI FOR only 19.99 with a free 60% discount!

Me: Oh’ya yes

Papyrus: ALRIGHT HERES YOUR SPAGHETT

Eminem: you thank you bro

Me: oh uh hi

DO YOU WANT SPAG?

Me: Yes!!

Papyrus: NYEH TAKE YOUR SPAGHETTI FOR only 19.99 with a free 60% discount!

Me: Thank you!

Papyrus: YW!

Me: did you know your popular in these parts?

Papyrus: no

Me: well you are

Papyrus: AIGHT

Me: yeah and we don’t talk about the shippers and Fangirls

Papyrus: SOMETHING TELLS ME I DONT WNAT TI KNOW WHAT THAT IS…

HETTI

“Why yes papyrus, i would like some balls on my mouth”

FBI!Papyrus: if you try mine

(the bussin endin)

Papyrus: BET!

ey spaghetti eatin contest
whoever finishes each other's spaghetti first gets uhhh
FBI!Sans (pic below): brother if you win i'll tell FBI!Spamton you got in a traffic jam
[also note: they dont live together but FBI!Sans was just picking something up]

Papyrus: HERES YO SPAG! *throws at fbi papyrus*

FBI!Papyrus: RIGHT BACK ATCHA *throws at pap and spills a bit on FBI!Sans*
FBI!Sans: ignore what i said you're just late lol

Papyrus: *eats spaghetti* THIS IS BUSSIN?? HOW?!

I COOK WELL... *eats* however... this is... ALSO BUSSIN!!!!

Papyrus: *gasp* WE ARE BOTH BUSSIN!!

*gasp* NO HOMO!!!!!!!! i gotta get to my job tho cya

Papyrus: PEACE OUT!!!

"Who even are-Eh, not important. If you just knocked my door down for this, fine."

Papyrus: HERES YOU SPAGHETTI *throws spaghetti and garlic bread violently*

*Insanity Peter opens the door*

“Hey kid do you want a wiener in your mouth”

kyle: Y E S

Papyrus: HERE YOU GO! NYEHHEHE! *throws plate with spaghetti and garlic bread at you violently*

kyle: *catches the garlic bread and spaghetti*

Papyrus: how do you like it??

kyle: *swallows the garlic bread and spaghetti* it's goods

Papyrus: YES’

kyle: *reaches under the sink* this should go good with bleach *SLURP*

Papyrus:U GOOD?

kyle: yes

Papyrus: aight

kyle: that was goo- *falls over dead*

Hmm… I wonder if I should care or not…

Minus:

Papyrus: NYEH TAKE YOUR SPAGHETTI FOR only 19.99 with a free 60% discount!

Minus: cool

papyrus: NYAY!

Minus: (eats spaghetti)
Minus: this shit taste amazing

Papyrus: LETS GO!

Minus: yummy

Papyrus: ye

Minus: what now?

Papyrus: AIGHT TASTE YO GARLUC BREAD *throws garlic bread at you*

Minus: