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2,115 views 249 upvotes Made by Iceu. 2 years ago in Dark_humour
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4 ups, 2y,
4 replies
So I accidentaly commuted 23 counts of vehicular man slaughter and shot up a church in central Texas and skinned your family alive with a butter knife and ate their flesh and used their organs for money and used their blood as an ingredient for my famous spaghetti and used their skeleton for misleading purposes and also shot you in the face to then add to the count of the four hundred thirty nine thouse five hundred sixty six bodies that were never found
0 ups, 2y
Lmaoooo
1 up, 2y
Lol
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol
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0 ups, 2y
*so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol
0 ups, 2y
I sold a bunch ok kids organs on Amazon and Etsy lol
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
just turned the sun into a blue hypergiant lol
1 up, 2y
O-O
3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
So I accidentally crashed a plane into a tower lol
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Exactly
1 up, 2y
Yayeah!
1 up, 2y
Uh oh-
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Destroyed a civilization lol
0 ups, 2y,
3 replies
Dropped a bomb on Japan lol
0 ups, 2y
dropped the sun on the land of the rising sun lol
0 ups, 2y
‘Mercia
0 ups, 2y
so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
So I accidentally set of a nuke in Ukraine lol
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
O-O
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Yeah, Biden’s gonna start Armageddon now lol
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Yes
2 ups, 2y
Such a shame lol
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I literally played slendytubbies 2 last month
0 ups, 2y
Oop
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I actually figured out how to make all anime, manga and the majority of games disappear using the ripple effect. Then I proceeded to figure out how to kill half of the population within 48 hours lol
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
O-o
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1 up, 2y
Literally lol
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I banged your sister lol
0 ups, 2y,
3 replies
I banged your mom lol
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I gave your mom a child she will actually love lol
0 ups, 2y
so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol
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2 ups, 2y
0 ups, 2y
I banged your family lol
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
I’m about to end the world lol
1 up, 2y
Lol
1 up, 2y
so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
So I caused a supernova lol
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Lol
0 ups, 2y
I also traveled back in time to destroy the space-time continuum and therefore the entire fourth dimension. Cya in the next part of the big crunch-
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol
0 ups, 2y
Darnit
I wanted to be the first on my adopted ma-
I wanted the taste of it fresh!
But you just HAD to take it-
Only reason I had waited is cuz gravedigging is illegal.
1 up, 2y,
3 replies
I commited Murder, Kidnapping, and I sold a bunch of kids organs on Amazon lol.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Lol
1 up, 2y
Oh and I killed your sister lol
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
0 ups, 2y
Ok
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Do you mind if I put this in cursed comments?
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
why not?
0 ups, 2y
Ok
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