So I accidentaly commuted 23 counts of vehicular man slaughter and shot up a church in central Texas and skinned your family alive with a butter knife and ate their flesh and used their organs for money and used their blood as an ingredient for my famous spaghetti and used their skeleton for misleading purposes and also shot you in the face to then add to the count of the four hundred thirty nine thouse five hundred sixty six bodies that were never found

Lol

Lmaoooo

I sold a bunch ok kids organs on Amazon and Etsy lol

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom

*so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

*so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

So I accidentally crashed a plane into a tower lol

Exactly

Yayeah!

Uh oh-

just turned the sun into a blue hypergiant lol

O-O

Destroyed a civilization lol

Dropped a bomb on Japan lol

dropped the sun on the land of the rising sun lol

‘Mercia

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

So I accidentally set of a nuke in Ukraine lol

O-O

Yeah, Biden’s gonna start Armageddon now lol

Yes

Such a shame lol

Went to a school with paralyzed people and for some reason there were more street bumps that usual lol.

So i just committed vehicular manslaughter and am currently on the run with 2 fresh run over corpses stuffed into duffle bags, the other 4 that were murdered i already ate and i need your help to eat the last two before the Federal Bureau of Investigation find my current location and put me in prison for charges of murder, vehicular manslaughter, cannibalism, with other things being discovered like tax fraud, identity theft, Larceny, illegal use of drugs, homicide, and tax evasion

lol

so uh i f**ked your mom

so i just decided to make 9/11 but in spooky month lol

I accidentally revived adolf hitler and joseph stalin and they started the soviet nazi organization and all of the jews and capitalists were brutally tortured and killed lol

I banged your sister lol

I banged your mom lol

I gave your mom a child she will actually love lol

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

I banged your family lol

I actually figured out how to make all anime, manga and the majority of games disappear using the ripple effect. Then I proceeded to figure out how to kill half of the population within 48 hours lol

O-o

Literally lol

So I caused a supernova lol

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

Darnit
I wanted to be the first on my adopted ma-
I wanted the taste of it fresh!
But you just HAD to take it-
Only reason I had waited is cuz gravedigging is illegal.

Lol

I also traveled back in time to destroy the space-time continuum and therefore the entire fourth dimension. Cya in the next part of the big crunch-

I’m about to end the world lol

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

Lol

I had terrorized many schools in Vermont, sold their organs, and gave one of the teacher a bl***ob lol

Oop

I literally played slendytubbies 2 last month

Oop