So I accidentaly commuted 23 counts of vehicular man slaughter and shot up a church in central Texas and skinned your family alive with a butter knife and ate their flesh and used their organs for money and used their blood as an ingredient for my famous spaghetti and used their skeleton for misleading purposes and also shot you in the face to then add to the count of the four hundred thirty nine thouse five hundred sixty six bodies that were never found

Lmaoooo

Lol

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom

*so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

*so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

I sold a bunch ok kids organs on Amazon and Etsy lol

just turned the sun into a blue hypergiant lol

O-O

So I accidentally crashed a plane into a tower lol

Exactly

Yayeah!

Uh oh-

Destroyed a civilization lol

Dropped a bomb on Japan lol

dropped the sun on the land of the rising sun lol

‘Mercia

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

So I accidentally set of a nuke in Ukraine lol

O-O

Yeah, Biden’s gonna start Armageddon now lol

Yes

Such a shame lol

I literally played slendytubbies 2 last month

Oop

I actually figured out how to make all anime, manga and the majority of games disappear using the ripple effect. Then I proceeded to figure out how to kill half of the population within 48 hours lol

O-o

Literally lol

I banged your sister lol

I banged your mom lol

I gave your mom a child she will actually love lol

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

I banged your family lol

I’m about to end the world lol

Lol

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

So I caused a supernova lol

Lol

I also traveled back in time to destroy the space-time continuum and therefore the entire fourth dimension. Cya in the next part of the big crunch-

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

Darnit
I wanted to be the first on my adopted ma-
I wanted the taste of it fresh!
But you just HAD to take it-
Only reason I had waited is cuz gravedigging is illegal.

I commited Murder, Kidnapping, and I sold a bunch of kids organs on Amazon lol.

Lol

Oh and I killed your sister lol

Ok

so i caused 69 world wars(and still counting), commited multiple war crimes, started 10 civil wars, destroyed 15 solar systems, started a galatic war, exploded the second nearest galaxy to us, destroyed 69k orphanages and shelters, killed the person who would end cancer in the future, fed 69.69billion pounds of plastic to turtles, i also killed your dad before he could come back with the milk and did your mom lol

Do you mind if I put this in cursed comments?

why not?

Ok