'STORMY SEAS': CHINESE DICTATOR CALLS FOR MILITARY BUILDUP, THREATENS 'ALL MEASURES NECESSARY' TO TAKE TAIWAN. "AND NOW IT BEGINS. WITH DEMENTIA JOE BIDEN IN THE OVAL OFFICE, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE."; SURE. WHATEVER. KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, DUDE! BUT JUST DON'T FORGET TO KICK BACK 10% FOR THE BIG GUY.