I JUST CAN'T GET OVER THIS AD; 09:30 P.M. YOU WENT TO BED
09:38 P.M. YOU TOUCHED YOURSELF
09:51 P.M. YOU WENT TO THE
BATHROOM (#1)
09:53 P.M. YOU MADE A SANDWICH
10:06 P.M. YOU WENT TO THE
BATHROOM (#2)
11:19 P.M. YOU COUGHED
12:47 A.M. YOU SNEEZED AND FARTED
01:54 A.M. YOU GOT A GLASS OF
WATER
02:12 A.M. YOU ROLLED OVER ONTO
YOUR CAT
03:45 A.M. YOU TOSSED AND TURNED
03:50 A.M. YOU SCRATCHED
YOURSELF AND QUEEFED
04:17 A.M. YOU MOANED "NO DON'T
STOP"
05:58 A.M. YOU SNORED
06:00 A.M. YOU HIT SNOOZE 3 TIMES
06:30 A.M. YOU TURNED OFF
YOUR ALARM
07:40 A.M. YOU YELLED "@#$& I'M
LATE"; 🤣
