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The Bible | Jesus telling people to be kind and love each other , Dietary laws, Magic tricks, God ruining Jobs life for absolutely no reason | image tagged in charts,pie charts,the bible,christianity | made w/ Imgflip chart maker
882 views 9 upvotes Made by kevdex10 2 years ago in fun
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2 ups, 2y,
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Whoa... OK, I think you need a bible study...
0 ups, 2y,
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Yeah I should have included a slice for the bits explaining why women who are raped should be sold to their rapist or be put to death.

Thanks for reminding me!
1 up, 2y,
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Dude, have you even read the Bible? Tell me a verse where God tells his people to rape, torture, and enslave people. Also, God didn't ruin Job's life, Satan did, God gave it all back to him plus more. Also, if you read into the laws, you would understand that it's because they were safety hazards.
1 up, 2y,
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Was Job’s suffering part of God’s plan? If so then you can’t pawn it off on Satan. If not then God doesn’t take care of anyone because that’s not part of the plan. Your choice
0 ups, 2y
We live in a broken world, things happen all of the time, God also gives us free will. If a guy robs a bank, that's his choice, if God were to stop him, that would be against his promises of free will.
However, actions are not without consequences. In the verse that you gave, it said God sent his people to kill them as a punishment for doing wrong. If a parent tells their child not to play with matches, but they do it anyway, is the parent unjust in punishing them? No, it's what you would expect, otherwise, they could likely burn the house down or severely injure themselves.
0 ups, 2y,
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God *killed* Jobs wife and children, not Satan.

For real, read the bible for yourself instead of mindlessly repeating what a pedophile in a robe told you it said.

You're embarrassing yourself and every sincere Christian on the planet.
0 ups, 2y
He did it to test Job and see if he would keep his faith in God, and he idid and God gave him more than he had before so you get your facts straight.
0 ups, 2y
1 samuel 15:2-3
0 ups, 2y
the pink one is on pixels
0 ups, 2y
This clearly wrong and is disrespectful to God. You should be ashamed of yourself
0 ups, 2y,
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this is stupid, you clearly haven't actually read the bible, stop pretending you dumb sin-indulging blasphemous heretical atheist son of a bitch
0 ups, 2y
Exactly what I think
0 ups, 2y,
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You forgot the sliver for “direct references to the earth being flat”
0 ups, 2y,
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That's not in the bible.
0 ups, 2y,
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Psalm 19:4-6
0 ups, 2y,
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Psalm 75:3 Job 9:6 1 Samuel 2:8 if these verses don’t mean what they literally say no verse does
0 ups, 2y
None of those verses say that the earth is flat, and while it is true that none say the earth is round, you can't take verses out of context. How do you know that the foundation of the earth is not gravity? We now days also say 'to the ends of the earth', but that simply means to the entirety of life as we know it.
0 ups, 2y
if thats in the bible the earth must be flat
0 ups, 2y
Actually Satan ruined jobs life
0 ups, 2y
Nice chart btw imma steal this one
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The Bible | Jesus telling people to be kind and love each other , Dietary laws, Magic tricks, God ruining Jobs life for absolutely no reason