HMM *SMACKS LIPS* YES THAT IS QUITE A COMPELLING AND VALID ARGUMENT THAT YOU HAVE PRESENTED ME WITH, MY GOOD SIRE. BUT UNFORTUNATLEY, I HAVE PORTRAYED YOURSELF AS THE SOYJACK NOTICE HOW HE IS UGLY, UNKEMPT, AND CRYING, AND HAS THE SAME OPINION AS YOURS, SO IN TURN, YOU ARE THE INFERIOR "SOYBOY". HOWEVER, THE "CHAD" ON THE RIGHT, IS STRONG, HANDSOME, AND HAS THE SAME OPINION AS MY SELF. THEN IN TURN HE RESEMBLES MYSELF AS THE SUPERIOR ONE IN THIS ARGUMENT. IN TURN. SINCE THE ONE WITH MY OPINION IS THE ONE THAT IS SIMILAR TO MYSELF, IT SIGNIFIES THAT I AM THE STRONG, HANDSOME ONE WHO WINS THIS ARGUMENT. IN TURN, YOU ARE THE "SOYBOY" AND LOSER OF THIS ARGUMENT. AND ANYONE ELSE WHO OPPOSES MY OPINION WILL BE PORTRAYED AS A SOYJAK AS WELL.