EXPLAINING THE ECONOMY DEMOCRATS MADE FOR YOU; "Was the Moon always round?"; THE FED SAYS RAISING INTEREST RATES SLOWS INFLATION; BUT AFTER MULTIPLE RATE HIKES, INFLATION HASN'T DROPPED AT ALL; "Damn, looks like water for dinner again!"; WHICH MEANS NOT ONLY IS EVERYTHING MORE EXPENSIVE NOW; "I cost as much per hour as Robert Shapiro big boy!"; "Your monthly payment on this used car loan will only be $2,700 per month! Cheap!"; BUT MONEY ITSELF IS MORE EXPENSIVE TO LOAN; "Sure, that'll be $545 please."; "Do you take Mastercard?"; AND GO DEEPER INTO DEBT; WHICH FORCES YOU TO USE MORE CREDIT CARDS FOR EVERYDAY PURCHASES; "If I donate sperm 4 times a day and work 80 hour weeks, I can afford my gas bill!"