Oven boss

Dem booty cheeks

Plz don't give the Splatoon fanbase any ideas.

hey did you know the reason we don't have solid red ink in splatoon is because there's an actual specie of squid that turns red when it wants to have babies

oops

Good. This might also be proof that inklings can't menstruate.

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Also, r/IHadAStroke

I’ll eat their legs, then the rest of them because it would be a waste if I didn’t

As a sploon fan, i can confirm i sit next to a can of Sahara desert paint and look in my oven daily

"Sploon"