Your username is how you die

I die from a Minecraft overdose whilst eating food surrounded by dogs killing furries.

I die from my friendly crab friend. I plead with him to kill someone else but he doesn’t.

Idk I guess lil shawty shoots me while I sleep

I hope it’s a different triangle-faced character.

NONONONONONONONO
BILL, KILL ME NOW!

Um idk because Finland can't kill me... Oh, I know! I die to old age in Finland.

I die the best way I possibly hope: by the hands of the doom slayer. In my last seconds before he rips my spine out, I smile and make an attempt to hug him.

i die from cookie dough i eat some and choke to death

I'm about to get Miami mutilated

I don’t know

A meme was so funny I laughed so hard and then I heard something counting to 3 and I died when the sound reached 3

So I die by a heart attack by a waffle? (Halloween user)

But for my main user (questionable, not spookable), would probably think of one waffle so much I die from a brain overload.

Mine would be coding. Sucks because it's one of my favorite things :(

i die from cool (cold) fire and i kiss my dog