Sketchy: show me what you got there
Idk: A KNIFE!
Sketchy: NO!

Idk: HAHA [Disappears]

Oh that ain’t good

I just got done crying for like an hour :D

Oh nice

I just "accidentally" cut my finger with my knife-

oop.

I am still crying tbh-

Me who has a sword, a axe, two bows, a rifle, and a machete:

GIVE

Okay

[Gives you my knife]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYA- GENOCIDE *runs and falls down goofy ahh Undertale hole*

(Lmao, "goofy ahh Undertale hole")

(lmaoo-)

can i eat it

"put it down."

[I didn't notice]

*He finally jumped and got up, faceplanting into the cushion.*
(*casually makes this memechat*)

"Nah"

"put it down..."

"No"

[Disappears]

"shite."

[About a few hours later, Pinwa did sh*t that happened 23828994 rps ago]

*Jacob kinda just

shook it off.*

[And I somehow reappeared without the knife as Pinwa tried to do something....yk....]

*Jacob was sitting there, his arms folded in his lap.
He's about the size of the palm of your hand.

For now.*

[And I was now watching something on the tv]

*Jacob tried to hop on to the couch.

And pathetically failed.*

My ma is starting her own collection

Oh cool-

So many options to send through my skull yet I don't have the will to do it..

W h a r -

I wonder when I'll finally get the honor of being sliced to bits in my sleep...

Wait wha-

Oh nothing..

Ha ha ha

I "accidentally" cut my finger with the knife-

Oooo
*I start sucking at the cut for blood*

W-wha-

Hm, it's sweet.
Makes me want..
On that thought-
*Suddenly you are tied down*
I want a taste of every last square inch of ya~!

U-uhh-

But if ya want I'll give you a couple cuts here and there, nonlethal that is..
Or we could just get straight to the point..

W-why?

Meh, I think something special was in that blood of yours, weird..~

O-oh, okay..

*I go for a bit more blood, and it only excited me even more..*

[I was in a lot of pain]

Hmm, you alright..?

“Give the knife”

"No"

*zad*

“Aw man”

[Disappears with the knife]

*zadness because no knife*

[I reappear, duplicate the knife, I then give the duplicate to you, and disappear again]

“Yay knife!”

*proceeds to stab self*

[I reappeared again and proceeded to "accidentally" cut my finger with my knife]