GIMME YOUR CANDY

I DON'T HAVE CANDY IS MY SOUL A DECENT SUBSTITUTE

YES

YAYAYAY

😭 I had a bad day today.

I don't CaRe, GIVE

Give candy ok!

*gives candy*

*inhales it* MORE

My big hunky man

man is good at drawin wow

def better than me

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-But......

No, give

b-b-b-b-b-b-but........
:(

Hey- WAIT NO GOD PLEASE DONT STEAL IT!!

I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY CANDY

N o

Here have it

Good thing I'm bullet proof. *comps on the almondjoy gun*

But you are bullet proof not gun proof

Actually.. According to my logic.... I'm literally Everything-proof

But according to my logic your teeth are not immune to shattering on metal

This is why I can't talk to people
They don't KNOW MY BACKSTORY AND ABILITIES

I'm a god.
Hush

You are fish god therefore you have gills not lungs so I can simply defeat you by taking you out of the water

I have adapted to where I breathe air from my nose holes an water from my gills
Once again, you don't know my characters bodily functions

So that means you have both lungs and gills so if you go underwater your lungs fill with water and if you go out of water you will not be able to breath through your lungs due to the water thus causing suffocation and therefore death

No. Because I'm far beyond your understanding of "mindset"

i shall now take a page out of the jurrasic bullys book...I do not understand your mindset so i shall simply not follow it

Once again, logic doesn't really matter. I'm god

But however god's can be injured

Not in my storyline. "Gods" there can't be injured physically. but mentally, yes

so what your saying is i can make you mentally retarded?

Shush, don't mess with jaws

shush i shall mess with fishy man

No, he will kill you

i cannot be killed im in the living room

No.

Have a oxygen tank

I don't have candy want the last donut

Yea

*gives it*